Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House
Jail the pedo cunt
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Jail the pedo cunt
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
A House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Scarey as fuck!
Scarey as fuck!
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A House of Dynamite on Netflix.
Scarey as fuck!
Scarey as fuck!
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Weird fuckers who work with me bought this for me as they reckon I've gone soft as I've got older
Breaking news: Wife has bought a pair of 110’s
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Breaking news: Wife has bought a pair of 110’s
Budget meeting schedule from 10.30 until 3.30, overran by an hour and 15 minutes with no resolution, how we laughed 🤬
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Budget meeting schedule from 10.30 until 3.30, overran by an hour and 15 minutes with no resolution, how we laughed 🤬
My usual happy go lucky self
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My usual happy go lucky self
UTFT
Well I’ve never felt more like singing the blues, when Everton win and….
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
UTFT
Just watching the news and only just realised the golf was played over there, not over here.
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Just watching the news and only just realised the golf was played over there, not over here.
Spent the afternoon singing, windmill in old Amsterdam with the Granddaughter, started off with Ronnie Hilton and ended up with Bowie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
David Bowie - A Windmill in Old Amsterdam
YouTube video by Stevie Riks
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September 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Spent the afternoon singing, windmill in old Amsterdam with the Granddaughter, started off with Ronnie Hilton and ended up with Bowie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv1A...
It’s not for the want of trying
No ones come close to Kate Bush have they. #totp
September 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It’s not for the want of trying
September 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Fair
I hate all golf, it's a game for cunts.
September 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fair
Any questions about golf, this is the answer.
September 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Any questions about golf, this is the answer.
That Friday feeling, carry on.
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That Friday feeling, carry on.
Monday
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September 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Monday
Saving lives at sea, explaining why wools are called wools
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September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Saving lives at sea, explaining why wools are called wools
As I only leave the house to go to work or at gunpoint, I don't half spend a lot of money on stuff to wear.
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
As I only leave the house to go to work or at gunpoint, I don't half spend a lot of money on stuff to wear.
Booooooooooooooooooooo
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Booooooooooooooooooooo
September 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Pissing down
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September 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Pissing down
This
Dodgy friend of paedophile Epstein - you're fired
Dodgy friend of paedophile Epstein - welcome to the UK here's the King (whose brother was also a dodgy friend of paedophile Epstein)
Dodgy friend of paedophile Epstein - welcome to the UK here's the King (whose brother was also a dodgy friend of paedophile Epstein)
September 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This
Let’s not forget, congratulations to top man and Liverpool fan, Stephen Graham
September 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Let’s not forget, congratulations to top man and Liverpool fan, Stephen Graham
Wife has gone to Cheshire Oaks 🤔🙂🫤😐☹️
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September 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Wife has gone to Cheshire Oaks 🤔🙂🫤😐☹️