Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
The Wife’s been out early doors, left me to starve to death, so I’ve been in to town for a steak pie and onion gravy.
Happy Valentine’s Day to me ❤️
Happy Valentine’s Day to me ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Wife’s been out early doors, left me to starve to death, so I’ve been in to town for a steak pie and onion gravy.
Happy Valentine’s Day to me ❤️
Happy Valentine’s Day to me ❤️
Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
Crying in the rain
Not really, in work but doing much the same
Decided to fuck it off and went home. Now I’m doing exactly the same at my house, fucking rain just fuck off you twat
Crying in the rain
Not really, in work but doing much the same
Decided to fuck it off and went home. Now I’m doing exactly the same at my house, fucking rain just fuck off you twat
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo
Crying in the rain
Not really, in work but doing much the same
Decided to fuck it off and went home. Now I’m doing exactly the same at my house, fucking rain just fuck off you twat
Crying in the rain
Not really, in work but doing much the same
Decided to fuck it off and went home. Now I’m doing exactly the same at my house, fucking rain just fuck off you twat
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again at work
“It’s a good job we don’t make aeroplane wings or cancer curing drugs”
“It’s a good job we don’t make aeroplane wings or cancer curing drugs”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
Just had some really bad news. A fellow blue, local to me, Little Paul, has died, he was on the local news recently talking about the poor funding of hospice care in the region
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Just had some really bad news. A fellow blue, local to me, Little Paul, has died, he was on the local news recently talking about the poor funding of hospice care in the region
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
🤣🤣🤣
Happy heavenly birthday to Les Dawson who would have been 95 this month
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Bloke on a place in the sun called Lion
Life is not fair.
Life is not fair.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Bloke on a place in the sun called Lion
Life is not fair.
Life is not fair.
Just had some Ambrosia deluxe rice pudding , on offer at Tesco. Cold, straight from the tin, very nice.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Just had some Ambrosia deluxe rice pudding , on offer at Tesco. Cold, straight from the tin, very nice.
Sunday shop, fucking shite.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sunday shop, fucking shite.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Up at 3.30 this morning, shower, breakfast, off to Rhyl with the gambler to pick up two blues, including Prince Harry, back up the A55 to drop the 3 of them in the middle of Cheshire to catch a coach to Brighton. The enthusiasm of “youth” knows no bounds
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Up at 3.30 this morning, shower, breakfast, off to Rhyl with the gambler to pick up two blues, including Prince Harry, back up the A55 to drop the 3 of them in the middle of Cheshire to catch a coach to Brighton. The enthusiasm of “youth” knows no bounds
Just caught the end of Granada Reports, Speedo Mick walking round the arctic in his knickers (?)
January 30, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Just caught the end of Granada Reports, Speedo Mick walking round the arctic in his knickers (?)
Rare blood type Y i
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Rare blood type Y i
Fucking weather, just fuck off.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Fucking weather, just fuck off.
Our Nelly is In Llandudno with Mum and Nana Scouse to watch Peppa Pig. She’s gone all Tippi Hedren and has asked to be rescued as a seagull is staring at her through the hotel window
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Our Nelly is In Llandudno with Mum and Nana Scouse to watch Peppa Pig. She’s gone all Tippi Hedren and has asked to be rescued as a seagull is staring at her through the hotel window
Post a picture of the best thing you've ever lifted, nicked, liberated, taken on a long term loan. Pinched. Etc.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Post a picture of the best thing you've ever lifted, nicked, liberated, taken on a long term loan. Pinched. Etc.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
Though a portrait of Lady Di from an east end pub in 1983 provided the greatest life lesson.
It's that sly ole son of a gun again
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It's that sly ole son of a gun again
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
Out for a meal tonight, she’s well impressed.
Dab of toilet duck behind the ears and I’m ready to rock.
Did I mention 40% off deal, boom!
With that ole devil called love ❤️
Our Nelly’s 4th birthday today, prepares for 20 kids running amok and paste butties being thrown at me for 4 hours, tears, screaming and strops being thrown but I’ll try not to do it in front of the kids.
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Our Nelly’s 4th birthday today, prepares for 20 kids running amok and paste butties being thrown at me for 4 hours, tears, screaming and strops being thrown but I’ll try not to do it in front of the kids.
Nena on the hairy armpit remix 1984
"You're just another red balloon with a lot of hot gas. Why don't you fuck off?"
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January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nena on the hairy armpit remix 1984
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFs
January 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIFs
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This 👇
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This 👇
The two ladies from the Human League hardly ever get a mention in the (whispers) list.
a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting in a chair making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The two ladies from the Human League hardly ever get a mention in the (whispers) list.
So after I left Shakatak…
January 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
So after I left Shakatak…
@monkeymarl.bsky.social
Creaming in your crackers?
Creaming in your crackers?
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@monkeymarl.bsky.social
Creaming in your crackers?
Creaming in your crackers?
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM