Flares Brian
@flaresbrian.bsky.social
One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot, too much, far too much. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was.
Lad on tonight fucked up as well
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Lad on tonight fucked up as well
I know I’m going to die of a stroke, is a perfect slice of pop music.
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I know I’m going to die of a stroke, is a perfect slice of pop music.
I was fuming when she dealt at 21k as she had an all red board, bit of bottle and she could have ended up with 46. Her choice though, so good on her
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I was fuming when she dealt at 21k as she had an all red board, bit of bottle and she could have ended up with 46. Her choice though, so good on her
Just watched The Fundamentals of Caring, predictable happy/sad/happy bollocks, but enjoyable all the same
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Just watched The Fundamentals of Caring, predictable happy/sad/happy bollocks, but enjoyable all the same
If Ranulf Fiennes had a dog …
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If Ranulf Fiennes had a dog …
Could be, geography was never my strongpoint .
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Could be, geography was never my strongpoint .
Calm down Jon Snow
a man in a black costume is standing on a rocky hillside holding a sword .
ALT: a man in a black costume is standing on a rocky hillside holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Calm down Jon Snow
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again at work
“It’s a good job we don’t make aeroplane wings or cancer curing drugs”
“It’s a good job we don’t make aeroplane wings or cancer curing drugs”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and again
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
How much? Tell them to fuck off, no, don't put the phone down, pass it here. Hello...
like fuck about it on the phone to his Dad, week in, week out. His Dad put a brave face on it, saying it could have been worse, he could have thought he was Graeme Souness. Happily the lad has since made a full recovery.
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
like fuck about it on the phone to his Dad, week in, week out. His Dad put a brave face on it, saying it could have been worse, he could have thought he was Graeme Souness. Happily the lad has since made a full recovery.
I worked with the Dad of a lad who did this as a constant. He was in a bad car crash in Aberdeen and unfortuately ended up in a coma for a month, even more unfortunate for him, is that when he came out of his coma, he thought he was Kenny Dalglish ( manager), pick the team, forget about it and moan
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I worked with the Dad of a lad who did this as a constant. He was in a bad car crash in Aberdeen and unfortuately ended up in a coma for a month, even more unfortunate for him, is that when he came out of his coma, he thought he was Kenny Dalglish ( manager), pick the team, forget about it and moan
Was going to do the Geordie women all smell of coconut gag but I can see it would be pointless.
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Was going to do the Geordie women all smell of coconut gag but I can see it would be pointless.
And thrown in to the bin of history after seeing Geordie Shore.
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
And thrown in to the bin of history after seeing Geordie Shore.
The one with Newcastle in it.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The one with Newcastle in it.
It's truly lovely that you thought of me but alas on this occassion, the concept of sarcasm has escaped you.
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
It's truly lovely that you thought of me but alas on this occassion, the concept of sarcasm has escaped you.
And then…
a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a crown on his head in a bar .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
And then…
Part-timer you lad, called in today, scheduled for tomorrow, gave her a squeeze when I got in and the three points were most welcome.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Part-timer you lad, called in today, scheduled for tomorrow, gave her a squeeze when I got in and the three points were most welcome.
Nana Roussos, sounds a decent chippy
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Nana Roussos, sounds a decent chippy
Just had some really bad news. A fellow blue, local to me, Little Paul, has died, he was on the local news recently talking about the poor funding of hospice care in the region
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Just had some really bad news. A fellow blue, local to me, Little Paul, has died, he was on the local news recently talking about the poor funding of hospice care in the region
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
Taken far too soon, 58 years old. RIP. UTFT
Me as one of your clients
fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money
ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Me as one of your clients