Flip Spicerack
@flipspicerack.bsky.social
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When the masseuse begins massaging your hamstring and you realize that you’ve got to fart….
November 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
When the masseuse begins massaging your hamstring and you realize that you’ve got to fart….
This day has been complete shit. At least the “job” part of it is over.
November 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
This day has been complete shit. At least the “job” part of it is over.
Are you sure you have the right number?
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Are you sure you have the right number?
It’s actually dark right now.
November 14, 2024 at 12:09 AM
It’s actually dark right now.
I’m 6’4….fo’ real.
November 14, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I’m 6’4….fo’ real.
Give me the good stuff. ngl.link/flipspicerack1
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ngl.link
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Give me the good stuff. ngl.link/flipspicerack1
Will putting my old, tired, lame ass jokes on a new app make them creative and new?
November 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Will putting my old, tired, lame ass jokes on a new app make them creative and new?
I used to funny, witty, and creative. Now I’m just stuck with devilishly handsome.
November 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I used to funny, witty, and creative. Now I’m just stuck with devilishly handsome.
“I’m too old for this shit.”
-Me, everyday
-Me, everyday
October 24, 2023 at 8:58 PM
“I’m too old for this shit.”
-Me, everyday
-Me, everyday
So I went and got tacos for supper so now if I can get someone to show me their tits it’ll be a perfect night.
October 17, 2023 at 11:25 PM
So I went and got tacos for supper so now if I can get someone to show me their tits it’ll be a perfect night.
Why do I have to choose between Taco Tuesday and Titty Tuesday? Why can't I just eat Tacos off your Titties?
October 17, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Why do I have to choose between Taco Tuesday and Titty Tuesday? Why can't I just eat Tacos off your Titties?
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Casual: Rob a bank
Fancy: Robert a bank
Fancy: Robert a bank
August 2, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Casual: Rob a bank
Fancy: Robert a bank
Fancy: Robert a bank
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When the moon hits your eye
And Shrek starts to cry
That’s a Donkey
And Shrek starts to cry
That’s a Donkey
July 26, 2023 at 5:29 AM
When the moon hits your eye
And Shrek starts to cry
That’s a Donkey
And Shrek starts to cry
That’s a Donkey
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If it's one thing I can do, it's the math.
September 23, 2023 at 12:40 AM
If it's one thing I can do, it's the math.
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we must find something that will destroy the flexseal family of products and use it. maybe a nuke
September 22, 2023 at 11:37 PM
we must find something that will destroy the flexseal family of products and use it. maybe a nuke
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I wouldn’t worry honey. We’re all a lil disgusting.
September 22, 2023 at 1:14 PM
I wouldn’t worry honey. We’re all a lil disgusting.
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Me, on my deathbed: I just wish... I had... throat-punched... more people.
June 15, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Me, on my deathbed: I just wish... I had... throat-punched... more people.
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The scene on Ghost but its just me drunk and topless at the Golden Corral Chocolate Fountain again.
September 19, 2023 at 11:16 PM
The scene on Ghost but its just me drunk and topless at the Golden Corral Chocolate Fountain again.
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Fear of saying you like something that has some sick alter meaning on urban dictionary
-I have that
-I have that
September 19, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Fear of saying you like something that has some sick alter meaning on urban dictionary
-I have that
-I have that
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Damn Boy are you a pumpkin spice latte because I'm about to drop you before Christmas
September 22, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Damn Boy are you a pumpkin spice latte because I'm about to drop you before Christmas
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Embrace the season by adding pumpkin spice to your cocaine.
September 22, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Embrace the season by adding pumpkin spice to your cocaine.
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being with crazy people is probably the only thing that has kept me alive
September 22, 2023 at 3:29 PM
being with crazy people is probably the only thing that has kept me alive