🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊
@floridamike100.bsky.social
My name is Mike. I draw and write sometimes and I created that crackhead bird with the soup addiction.
Fair warning, sometimes I get political.
Fair warning, sometimes I get political.
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My Bluesky feed is roughly 70% random bullshit about my OCs and my OC lore that no one but me will understand. The other 30% is random uncategorizable bullshit, political rants and occasional mental breakdowns.
You know you created the most 80s OC of all time when you just LOOK at your ref image of them and immediately hear the "Miami Vice" theme. Hence THIS beautiful MF. He a Cuban vampire drug lord a lá "Scarface", but he not a complete dick and he actually Cuban and not a White guy like Pacino.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
You know you created the most 80s OC of all time when you just LOOK at your ref image of them and immediately hear the "Miami Vice" theme. Hence THIS beautiful MF. He a Cuban vampire drug lord a lá "Scarface", but he not a complete dick and he actually Cuban and not a White guy like Pacino.
Not a doubt in my mind that my new OC Jose would HATE the movie "Grease". Why TF Danny Zuko gotta be such a dick to Sandy? Jose would treated her better than that.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Not a doubt in my mind that my new OC Jose would HATE the movie "Grease". Why TF Danny Zuko gotta be such a dick to Sandy? Jose would treated her better than that.
I still can't get over the fact that the mother on "The Waltons" was played by a woman named "Michael".
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I still can't get over the fact that the mother on "The Waltons" was played by a woman named "Michael".
This one STILL cracks me up.
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off https://theonion.com/white-house-evacuated-after-trans-alarm-goes-off/
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
This one STILL cracks me up.
This cunt president we currently have LOVES to say "(X) hasn't done anything in (Y) years". Better to do nothing than to do nothing but fuck shit up like YOU.
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This cunt president we currently have LOVES to say "(X) hasn't done anything in (Y) years". Better to do nothing than to do nothing but fuck shit up like YOU.
I don't care how senile he was. I miss Joe Biden.
December 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I don't care how senile he was. I miss Joe Biden.
You know that scene on "The Fairly Oddparents" where Cosmo is supposed to be doing pullups, but he's just sitting on the ground drawing and then says "Hey! I made a monkey!"? That's my OC Ryan's entire vibe.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You know that scene on "The Fairly Oddparents" where Cosmo is supposed to be doing pullups, but he's just sitting on the ground drawing and then says "Hey! I made a monkey!"? That's my OC Ryan's entire vibe.
Pretty sure that, in another reality, my OC Alistair just turned into Jigsaw after his wife and son died.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Pretty sure that, in another reality, my OC Alistair just turned into Jigsaw after his wife and son died.
The Creator in my lore went mad in 1906. During this time, Teddy Roosevelt was president. This isn't coincidence. The Creator secretly decided to go be a bear hunter. The demon was just a cover story.
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The Creator in my lore went mad in 1906. During this time, Teddy Roosevelt was president. This isn't coincidence. The Creator secretly decided to go be a bear hunter. The demon was just a cover story.
This isn't even a performance anymore: James has literally just become Trump.
Trump Christmas Address Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This isn't even a performance anymore: James has literally just become Trump.
I cried during this scene cuz Goo is just me with my OCs 😭
FHFIF - Mac Apologizes to Goo
YouTube video by Earl Sweatshirt & Simon Brea
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I cried during this scene cuz Goo is just me with my OCs 😭
Originally, I had Cree Summer and Grey DeLisle as voiceclaims for my OC Naomi. Summer was child Naomi and DeLisle was adult Naomi, based respectively off their performances as Susie Carmichael from "Rugrats" and Frankie Foster from "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends". 1/3
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Originally, I had Cree Summer and Grey DeLisle as voiceclaims for my OC Naomi. Summer was child Naomi and DeLisle was adult Naomi, based respectively off their performances as Susie Carmichael from "Rugrats" and Frankie Foster from "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends". 1/3
As a person from Florida, I take offense to this. It's not an oxymoron. It's just full of morons.
Florida politics is basically an oxymoron. 🍊
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
As a person from Florida, I take offense to this. It's not an oxymoron. It's just full of morons.
The religious allegories in my lore are about as subtle as the ones in "Chronicles of Narnia". Think about that.
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The religious allegories in my lore are about as subtle as the ones in "Chronicles of Narnia". Think about that.
Lofi Girl has been studying for the last ten years. Not once has she gotten up to go use the toilet or to refill her coffee cup.
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lofi Girl has been studying for the last ten years. Not once has she gotten up to go use the toilet or to refill her coffee cup.
Sometimes I wonder whether there's any point to writing lore for my OCs when no one even reads it but me. I'm the only person who even knows 95% of my own characters.
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sometimes I wonder whether there's any point to writing lore for my OCs when no one even reads it but me. I'm the only person who even knows 95% of my own characters.
My headcanon is that Koga from "Pokemon" is a MASSIVE stan for Britney. He literally gives you a TM called "Toxic", for Christ's sake.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My headcanon is that Koga from "Pokemon" is a MASSIVE stan for Britney. He literally gives you a TM called "Toxic", for Christ's sake.
"The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming" remains one of the BEST end-of-chapter lines in literary history. This is the moment you knew, "The calm is over. Now for the storm."
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming" remains one of the BEST end-of-chapter lines in literary history. This is the moment you knew, "The calm is over. Now for the storm."
I was now years old when I realized that the title for Bob Dylan's biopic "A Complete Unknown" came from the lyrics to his most famous song, "Like a Rolling Stone". Forgive me, I only learned for the first time that music existed five seconds ago.
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I was now years old when I realized that the title for Bob Dylan's biopic "A Complete Unknown" came from the lyrics to his most famous song, "Like a Rolling Stone". Forgive me, I only learned for the first time that music existed five seconds ago.
I like to imagine my OC Magdalena quotes this commercial whenever The Creator tries to make the two coffee at breakfast.
Vintage Commercial - Folgers Instant Coffee
YouTube video by Ron Flaviano
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I like to imagine my OC Magdalena quotes this commercial whenever The Creator tries to make the two coffee at breakfast.
While y'all out there playing your Switch 2, I'm over here celebrating finally getting to play "Breath of the Wild" for the first time. Merry fucking Christmas, bitches. #merrychristas #christmas #zelda #nintendo #hohodo #link #videogames #switch #switch2
December 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
While y'all out there playing your Switch 2, I'm over here celebrating finally getting to play "Breath of the Wild" for the first time. Merry fucking Christmas, bitches. #merrychristas #christmas #zelda #nintendo #hohodo #link #videogames #switch #switch2
R.I.P. to Beatrix Van Dijk. She recently died battling a wizard to the death in an alternate dimension. Wonder where she is now? (LORE JOKE)
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
R.I.P. to Beatrix Van Dijk. She recently died battling a wizard to the death in an alternate dimension. Wonder where she is now? (LORE JOKE)
On February 1st, 2026, a young child named (DEADNAME) Corbin will be born in Trenton, NJ. (DEADNAME) will eventually transition and change her name to Candy Corbin. In 2065, Candy will become the first trans woman to win the UFC World Championship.
My lore is always correct. This is our future.
My lore is always correct. This is our future.
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
On February 1st, 2026, a young child named (DEADNAME) Corbin will be born in Trenton, NJ. (DEADNAME) will eventually transition and change her name to Candy Corbin. In 2065, Candy will become the first trans woman to win the UFC World Championship.
My lore is always correct. This is our future.
My lore is always correct. This is our future.
This new "Allie's Article" discusses ten new OCs. Two are currently in the third grade, one is in kindergarten, three are toddlers, two are newborns, one is currently chilling in the womb and one is still in the sperm vial at the clinic.
Yes, a fifth of this list hasn't even been BORN yet lmfaooooo
Yes, a fifth of this list hasn't even been BORN yet lmfaooooo
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
This new "Allie's Article" discusses ten new OCs. Two are currently in the third grade, one is in kindergarten, three are toddlers, two are newborns, one is currently chilling in the womb and one is still in the sperm vial at the clinic.
Yes, a fifth of this list hasn't even been BORN yet lmfaooooo
Yes, a fifth of this list hasn't even been BORN yet lmfaooooo
SpongeBob in this scene is just me after leaving a Discord/Twitch community I was a part of years ago.
SpongeBob Movie - I’ve got something to say about Mr. Krabs!
YouTube video by Christopher Berdebes
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
SpongeBob in this scene is just me after leaving a Discord/Twitch community I was a part of years ago.