May the Flo be with you
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Functionally unhinged internet user
Uncertified Loser
Star Wars • The Clones are my speciality
Uncertified Loser
Star Wars • The Clones are my speciality
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It was an honor to contribute this piece to the @theclonewarszine charity fan zine alongside so many incredible artists and their stunning work!
September 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It was an honor to contribute this piece to the @theclonewarszine charity fan zine alongside so many incredible artists and their stunning work!
Fantastic Four felt like having one couple in your friend group getting a kid and every single thing from that moment forward is about that child and I fucking hated it
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fantastic Four felt like having one couple in your friend group getting a kid and every single thing from that moment forward is about that child and I fucking hated it
Modern Feng Shui: organising the disaster that is your company’s Microsoft Teams environment
June 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Modern Feng Shui: organising the disaster that is your company’s Microsoft Teams environment
Learning a new language and actually using it in a conversation are not the same thing
elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
Alt: elmo the sesame street character is sitting on a shelf
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Learning a new language and actually using it in a conversation are not the same thing
The petrifying anxiety has been great this week. Accomplished absolutely nothing so far
February 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The petrifying anxiety has been great this week. Accomplished absolutely nothing so far
Idea: A sister to the Dark Web, called the Light Web, and it’s just a very simplistic version of the internet with a good search engine, Wikipedia, (invite-era) Bluesky, and stuff like that. No ads, no garbage, no subscription-based models, no AI, no engagement, no clout allowed
February 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Idea: A sister to the Dark Web, called the Light Web, and it’s just a very simplistic version of the internet with a good search engine, Wikipedia, (invite-era) Bluesky, and stuff like that. No ads, no garbage, no subscription-based models, no AI, no engagement, no clout allowed
My brain has been acting like a Sim whose actions keep getting cancelled
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My brain has been acting like a Sim whose actions keep getting cancelled
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A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave
February 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A Polish acquaintance went to British Museum specifically to see this tablet only to be cheated by Ea-nasir from beyond the grave
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[Thread] George Lucas, the three-second rule and the Jedi Starfighter example
It's a story that Doug Chiang (responsible for some of the finest Star Wars spaceship designs of the last 25 years) often tells at his conferences.
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It's a story that Doug Chiang (responsible for some of the finest Star Wars spaceship designs of the last 25 years) often tells at his conferences.
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February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Happy birthday to Doug Chiang!
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy birthday to Doug Chiang!
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
"Our job as designers early on in the process with the story team is to create inspirational images which can maybe inform the writers as well. For me it’s trying to set the visual bar as high as possible."
Bingewatched all three seasons of Vox Machina in two days in between feverish naps and got so so very attached to the characters 🥹🤍
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bingewatched all three seasons of Vox Machina in two days in between feverish naps and got so so very attached to the characters 🥹🤍
Woke up after 9 hours (decent) added another 4 hours (excellent)
Maybe these 13 hours will make me look and feel a little more alive again
Maybe these 13 hours will make me look and feel a little more alive again
January 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Woke up after 9 hours (decent) added another 4 hours (excellent)
Maybe these 13 hours will make me look and feel a little more alive again
Maybe these 13 hours will make me look and feel a little more alive again
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I'm what psychiatrists like to call a "fixer-upper"
December 31, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I'm what psychiatrists like to call a "fixer-upper"
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Between Luigi’s bicycle escape and Kirillov’s Scooter Surprise it’s been a big month for eco-friendly personal transit
December 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Between Luigi’s bicycle escape and Kirillov’s Scooter Surprise it’s been a big month for eco-friendly personal transit
I call it ‘the village idiot’
The disappointed dad sounds my boyfriend makes every time his robot vacuum, that he wanted for ages, gets stuck or lost is priceless entertainment for me
December 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I call it ‘the village idiot’
The disappointed dad sounds my boyfriend makes every time his robot vacuum, that he wanted for ages, gets stuck or lost is priceless entertainment for me
December 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
The disappointed dad sounds my boyfriend makes every time his robot vacuum, that he wanted for ages, gets stuck or lost is priceless entertainment for me
I’m the kind of girlfriend that helps my boyfriend bully his colleagues, as one does in IT
December 13, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I’m the kind of girlfriend that helps my boyfriend bully his colleagues, as one does in IT
So somebody snitched..
The man, Luigi Mangione, was arrested in Altoona, Pa., on gun charges after he was spotted in a McDonald’s. He was carrying a handwritten manifesto criticizing health insurance companies, law enforcement officials said.
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Man Questioned in UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson's Shooting: Live Updates (Gift Article)
The man, Luigi Mangione, was arrested in Altoona, Pa., on gun charges after he was spotted in a McDonald’s. He was carrying a handwritten manifesto criticizing health insurance companies, law enforcem...
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December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
So somebody snitched..
Rewatching Kenobi and ohhh young Leia is such a delight
December 3, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Rewatching Kenobi and ohhh young Leia is such a delight
The way Disney has made the New Republic look so friggin awful makes all the sacrifices the rebellion made seem so eurhgh meh #SkeletonCrew
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The way Disney has made the New Republic look so friggin awful makes all the sacrifices the rebellion made seem so eurhgh meh #SkeletonCrew
Boyfriend and I stayed up til 5 AM. He was gaming and I was watching the Star Wars prequels in Italian.
Today we’re both confused shells of the people we usually are, and the people we used to be
Today we’re both confused shells of the people we usually are, and the people we used to be
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Boyfriend and I stayed up til 5 AM. He was gaming and I was watching the Star Wars prequels in Italian.
Today we’re both confused shells of the people we usually are, and the people we used to be
Today we’re both confused shells of the people we usually are, and the people we used to be
Ohh iOS 18 is spicy shitty
November 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Ohh iOS 18 is spicy shitty
Home alone. Getting a little drunk. Eating a fuckton of left-over lasagna. Binge watching Agatha All Along. 10/10
November 29, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Home alone. Getting a little drunk. Eating a fuckton of left-over lasagna. Binge watching Agatha All Along. 10/10