Fluffy Lion
@fluffylion.bsky.social
The more I talk to strangers in real life, the more disillusioned I feel.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The more I talk to strangers in real life, the more disillusioned I feel.
Phantom of the Opera was heard blaring from the white house shortly before the tik tok LEGO performance, coincidence? 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Phantom of the Opera was heard blaring from the white house shortly before the tik tok LEGO performance, coincidence? 🤔
I'm too hot to be pining like this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm too hot to be pining like this.
Jealous of how much my cat loves me, I could never love myself this much
May 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jealous of how much my cat loves me, I could never love myself this much
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Hell yeah I'm HORNY
Have
Often
Remembered
Nexcruciatingly
Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
Have
Often
Remembered
Nexcruciatingly
Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
May 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hell yeah I'm HORNY
Have
Often
Remembered
Nexcruciatingly
Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
Have
Often
Remembered
Nexcruciatingly
Yembarassingthingsthathappenedinthepastandwantedtheworldtoswallowmewhole
I don't get FOMO but get envious when people go out without me despite my declining their invitation.
March 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I don't get FOMO but get envious when people go out without me despite my declining their invitation.
So upset my dominant hand is broken and now I have to use my submissive hand
March 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So upset my dominant hand is broken and now I have to use my submissive hand
Starting a petition to get the Pope laid before he dies.
February 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Starting a petition to get the Pope laid before he dies.
Has anyone tried to make a Twin Peaks anime?
January 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Has anyone tried to make a Twin Peaks anime?
I need someone to take a tiny spoon and scrape out all of the gunk in my sinuses.
January 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I need someone to take a tiny spoon and scrape out all of the gunk in my sinuses.
Dr jackal and Mr hyena
January 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Dr jackal and Mr hyena
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A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
Extremely disappointed in the lack of ghost visits this Christmas. Like come on, I've been a right bastard this year.
December 26, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Extremely disappointed in the lack of ghost visits this Christmas. Like come on, I've been a right bastard this year.
My new years resolution is to become more insufferable then you can even fathom
December 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My new years resolution is to become more insufferable then you can even fathom
I'm less of an "I can fix her" and more of a "I can satisfy her" delusional type.
December 24, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I'm less of an "I can fix her" and more of a "I can satisfy her" delusional type.
Ever get into such a messy situation you don't even have anyone to talk to about it?
December 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Ever get into such a messy situation you don't even have anyone to talk to about it?
Bed rotting is privileged, some of us have to rot on a couch.
December 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Bed rotting is privileged, some of us have to rot on a couch.
Cats hide when they're not feeling well and you know what, right now, I get it.
December 12, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Cats hide when they're not feeling well and you know what, right now, I get it.
Damn I missed being in a friend group with sexual tension.
December 5, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Damn I missed being in a friend group with sexual tension.
Restaurants should start providing lactaid pills like they're mints.
October 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Restaurants should start providing lactaid pills like they're mints.
Crying thinking about how moo deng can never comprehend by how many she is loved
September 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Crying thinking about how moo deng can never comprehend by how many she is loved
Why do my dreams always take me back to high school rather than anytime in the decade since
February 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Why do my dreams always take me back to high school rather than anytime in the decade since
So we're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, what do we do under the mistlefoot?
December 22, 2023 at 3:08 AM
So we're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, what do we do under the mistlefoot?
Movies these days don't have enough Rube Goldberg machines.
December 17, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Movies these days don't have enough Rube Goldberg machines.
Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral is a really odd choice to be playing as lobby music at a clinic.
September 20, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral is a really odd choice to be playing as lobby music at a clinic.