Yars' Revenge (Atari 2600)
Zork
Ultima Exodus (NES)
Doom (DOS/PC)
Questron (Apple IIe)
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Final Fantasy VII (PS)
The Realm (Windows 98)
Fallout New Vegas (XBox 360)
Terraria
ITS GOTTEN REAL BAD WITHOUT ME BEING THERE
ITS GOTTEN REAL BAD WITHOUT ME BEING THERE
‘I do.’
‘It says here your last job was in performance art. You were a starting gun.’
‘That’s correct.’
‘Why did you leave?’
‘I was fired.’
#vss365
‘I do.’
‘It says here your last job was in performance art. You were a starting gun.’
‘That’s correct.’
‘Why did you leave?’
‘I was fired.’
#vss365
may the ritual nourish you
may the ritual nourish you
‘The worst-just got fired from my #dream job.’
‘That sucks. What was your job?’
‘Technician at a biology lab. I experimented with mixing Cheetah DNA with Crab DNA.’
‘What happened?’
‘Things went sideways really fast.’
#vss365
me now: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT YEAR IS IT
me now: WAIT WHAT HAPPENED WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT YEAR IS IT
New white card: Giving your Mom two cock rings
#CAH
New white card: Giving your Mom two cock rings
#CAH
#blueprince
#blueprince