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Good soup… kind of. It was supposed to be soup, but the Orzo absorbed too much of the liquid and thickened it a little too much 😂😂
September 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When it’s nap time, but the expensive bed isn’t good enough #sleepycat #naptime #cat
June 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well the sky is looking… ominous again. Dear Mother Nature can we quit with the severe weather. I’m tired of being crammed in a hallway at work because of tornado warnings 🫠 #weather #stormclouds
April 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When your little helper tuckers herself out by “helping” #yarn #catsandyarn #cats
March 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I feel this in my soul
March 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nap time after morning zoomies. Guess I’m not matching socks #cats #naptime
March 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sometimes you got to clean. Sometimes you got to pick your battles and let grumpy old men sleep
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reposted
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The way I cackled. AO3 appreciates your contribution. Thank you sir for the laugh 🤣
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
LED headlights would be one of my first bans. My astigmatisms kill me on a good night, but then here comes Cledus in his lifted Ford F150 and his retina eviscerater 5000s. Like sir I’m glad you see 1000 yrs into the future, but I’m now blind and have a migraine 💀😭
There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Lamb and rice with veggies, yummy😋
#simplemeals #meat&rice
December 6, 2024 at 11:45 PM
If you go to any movie in the theaters the rest of the year, make it Wicked. It’s absolutely phenomenal. #wickedthemovie
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I knew my state hated women, but I definitely had higher hopes for the rest of the country. My bad I guess. Lesson learned
We didn't realize how many women hated women.
November 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
“How’s everyone feeling about the election?” I chose the wrong time to try and kick the nail bitting habit. I was doing so well to, but now my right hand is back down to nubs! #USelection #2024election
November 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
My state historically has low voter turn out. Early voting is promising? I think? I hope. Please don’t disappoint me like you usually do IN 🫠 #earlyvoting #2024election #thislineisinsane
November 1, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes simple meals are the best meals #lazymeals #comfortfoods
October 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
First soup of soup season. Feels only appropriate that it should be home made chicken noodle. #soupseason
October 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM