John Cutting
@fortunasaga.com
Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, bisexual dad, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs.
Chaotic Neutral; He/Him
#LostNoise #spritecomic
www.fortunasaga.com
Chaotic Neutral; He/Him
#LostNoise #spritecomic
www.fortunasaga.com
I bet the engagement surveys from the SSV Normandy in Mass Effect were atrocious
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I bet the engagement surveys from the SSV Normandy in Mass Effect were atrocious
He's standing in the doorframe like he's trying to hide the dead body just around the corner.
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He's standing in the doorframe like he's trying to hide the dead body just around the corner.
If they ignored the whole dust up, nothing would have happened. Those TPUSA chuds have an attention span of 10 working days, tops. They'd get distracted by a shampoo commercial and never think about it again. Instead, OU chose to weave this intellectual cowardice into their organizational DNA
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If they ignored the whole dust up, nothing would have happened. Those TPUSA chuds have an attention span of 10 working days, tops. They'd get distracted by a shampoo commercial and never think about it again. Instead, OU chose to weave this intellectual cowardice into their organizational DNA
"You were really good in Mad Max... Oh that was Tom Hardy. Right. Right."
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"You were really good in Mad Max... Oh that was Tom Hardy. Right. Right."
Hall of Fame numbers
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hall of Fame numbers
About a month ahead of schedule
2020- "Nobody knew healthcare was so complicated"
2025- "Nobody knew international diplomacy was so complicated"
2026- "Nobody knew the economy was so complicated"
2027- "Nobody knew that preventing the return of smallpox was so complicated."
2025- "Nobody knew international diplomacy was so complicated"
2026- "Nobody knew the economy was so complicated"
2027- "Nobody knew that preventing the return of smallpox was so complicated."
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
About a month ahead of schedule
Shitballs. Not enough.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Shitballs. Not enough.
Omelette au garbage.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Omelette au garbage.
Why have something nice when you can have cheap looking lawn furniture?
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why have something nice when you can have cheap looking lawn furniture?
They're fun to write but not fun to reread
[reading my diary] The pacing on this thing is awful. Characters are introduced that aren't necessary for the plot. Entire plotlines are introduced and then promptly forgotten. Requires deep knowledge of previous volumes.This whole thing is a mess and needs a complete rewrite.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They're fun to write but not fun to reread
For what?
A big ole smooch, fed. That's what
A big ole smooch, fed. That's what
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
For what?
A big ole smooch, fed. That's what
A big ole smooch, fed. That's what
I want to have a beer with him just so I can get within reach
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I want to have a beer with him just so I can get within reach
Nice. I always suspected Riker was all bluster.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Nice. I always suspected Riker was all bluster.
Thank goodness. I suspect this is a Canvas online "short essay." Those got really popular when all campuses were remote because they're easy (to make) assignments to accompany each lecture. It doesn't excuse the writing or the content.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thank goodness. I suspect this is a Canvas online "short essay." Those got really popular when all campuses were remote because they're easy (to make) assignments to accompany each lecture. It doesn't excuse the writing or the content.
There are 15 more pages of this‽ I don't smoke, yet I now need a cigarette after reading just that.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There are 15 more pages of this‽ I don't smoke, yet I now need a cigarette after reading just that.