Melek F
@fortunemelek.bsky.social
Did I put something here?
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I'm into books and stream-of-conciousness humor.
There. Now there is a thing.
Oops, I guess not.
I'm into books and stream-of-conciousness humor.
There. Now there is a thing.
I bought a house and the best gift about it is that I have roses. I can just go out and cut them. Just to make my day better. I can smell them anytime I want.
June 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I bought a house and the best gift about it is that I have roses. I can just go out and cut them. Just to make my day better. I can smell them anytime I want.
My doctor today had the first name “Skye” and how dare he make me feel old like that?
March 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My doctor today had the first name “Skye” and how dare he make me feel old like that?
Me learning metabolic pathways:
January 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me learning metabolic pathways:
I got a sliver. It got very infected very fast and I couldn’t remove it myself. So I went to urgent care, because I’m not going out like some medieval peasant. RIP to all my clumsy predecessors.
January 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I got a sliver. It got very infected very fast and I couldn’t remove it myself. So I went to urgent care, because I’m not going out like some medieval peasant. RIP to all my clumsy predecessors.
It is as I feared. They changed the recipe of TikTok and as an autistic person, it will never be ok again, it is wrong and bad and no, and I would rather scream than continue using it. No conspiracy about it, the algorithm is changed. By whom and to what purpose, I don’t know, but it is wrong.
January 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It is as I feared. They changed the recipe of TikTok and as an autistic person, it will never be ok again, it is wrong and bad and no, and I would rather scream than continue using it. No conspiracy about it, the algorithm is changed. By whom and to what purpose, I don’t know, but it is wrong.
It’s not that I am living in unprecedented times, it’s that the precedents terrify me. Unprecedented would be better. Give me pleasant surprise over an empire collapse any day.
January 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s not that I am living in unprecedented times, it’s that the precedents terrify me. Unprecedented would be better. Give me pleasant surprise over an empire collapse any day.
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Exactly this. The entire dance was done specifically to benefit Trump and make sure everyone knows that it's he who "saved" TikTok. It's a very successful PR stunt for Trump.
want to be excruciatingly clear about this: TikTok didn't have to go dark last night and it didn't have to turn back on this morning.
both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.
both of those were voluntary moves that the law does not directly touch.
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Exactly this. The entire dance was done specifically to benefit Trump and make sure everyone knows that it's he who "saved" TikTok. It's a very successful PR stunt for Trump.
I absolutely hate days that I have to pay attention to more than 2 things. Get groceries and work AND FIGURE OUT MY SPOUSE’S CAR ISSUES AND INSURANCE FOR MY BUSINESS AND AND AND. No thank you. I am now going to rage quit and go back to bed.
December 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I absolutely hate days that I have to pay attention to more than 2 things. Get groceries and work AND FIGURE OUT MY SPOUSE’S CAR ISSUES AND INSURANCE FOR MY BUSINESS AND AND AND. No thank you. I am now going to rage quit and go back to bed.
I think that the time between Xmas and new years is the best example to explain what liminal time is. It’s one of my favorite bits of the year.
Also, for the next 6 days, if you cannot put it on a cracker, I don’t want to eat it. I’m on an appetizer only diet.
Also, for the next 6 days, if you cannot put it on a cracker, I don’t want to eat it. I’m on an appetizer only diet.
December 27, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I think that the time between Xmas and new years is the best example to explain what liminal time is. It’s one of my favorite bits of the year.
Also, for the next 6 days, if you cannot put it on a cracker, I don’t want to eat it. I’m on an appetizer only diet.
Also, for the next 6 days, if you cannot put it on a cracker, I don’t want to eat it. I’m on an appetizer only diet.
Hello Void, it’s me, Melek…
December 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Hello Void, it’s me, Melek…
Guess who’s got two thumbs, crippling self doubt, and another job interview on Monday…
Yeah, it’s me, I guess. I don’t know what the point is though.
Yeah, it’s me, I guess. I don’t know what the point is though.
December 13, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Guess who’s got two thumbs, crippling self doubt, and another job interview on Monday…
Yeah, it’s me, I guess. I don’t know what the point is though.
Yeah, it’s me, I guess. I don’t know what the point is though.
The amount of times Elon has cried “WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!” is creeping me out. Does he actually think we care? Shareholders are the only people corporations ever think about. That’s the problem, man. What are you trying to say?
December 10, 2024 at 2:13 AM
The amount of times Elon has cried “WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE SHAREHOLDERS!” is creeping me out. Does he actually think we care? Shareholders are the only people corporations ever think about. That’s the problem, man. What are you trying to say?
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
Day 1 on BlueSky: got into a conversation about cyberpunk as a genre’s need for a Greek chorus, made some followers, and enjoyed making jokes. So far, so good, people.
December 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Day 1 on BlueSky: got into a conversation about cyberpunk as a genre’s need for a Greek chorus, made some followers, and enjoyed making jokes. So far, so good, people.