Daniel C. Hodges
@fourthords.com
Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess. I'm a blubberous, verbose, and regimented old man from the US.
@techconnectify.bsky.social "The dishwasher man"!
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
@techconnectify.bsky.social "The dishwasher man"!
I didn't know it was even possible for a UPS package to take ten days! It's coming from eastern WA, not the moon.
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I didn't know it was even possible for a UPS package to take ten days! It's coming from eastern WA, not the moon.
Oh good, my package's gone **back** to Indianapolis. Thanks, USPS.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh good, my package's gone **back** to Indianapolis. Thanks, USPS.
I was Onewheeling just outside the south end of town, in the new developments, when I saw this. The GTA/Tony Hawk part of my brain almost took over!
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I was Onewheeling just outside the south end of town, in the new developments, when I saw this. The GTA/Tony Hawk part of my brain almost took over!
Reminds me of this favorite @adamtots.bsky.social comic; Arthur should collab!
September 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Reminds me of this favorite @adamtots.bsky.social comic; Arthur should collab!
Huh.
I replaced an online BBC source (two URLS, live & archived) with a slightly better offline physical-newspaper source, and updated the prose with the new information…
Yet, the whole edit was a net zero bytes. A perfect one-for-one with absolutely no size change. #whataretheodds #Wikipedia
I replaced an online BBC source (two URLS, live & archived) with a slightly better offline physical-newspaper source, and updated the prose with the new information…
Yet, the whole edit was a net zero bytes. A perfect one-for-one with absolutely no size change. #whataretheodds #Wikipedia
September 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Huh.
I replaced an online BBC source (two URLS, live & archived) with a slightly better offline physical-newspaper source, and updated the prose with the new information…
Yet, the whole edit was a net zero bytes. A perfect one-for-one with absolutely no size change. #whataretheodds #Wikipedia
I replaced an online BBC source (two URLS, live & archived) with a slightly better offline physical-newspaper source, and updated the prose with the new information…
Yet, the whole edit was a net zero bytes. A perfect one-for-one with absolutely no size change. #whataretheodds #Wikipedia
I'm happy to oblige! My back went out on Saturday, so this is the best I could do for lunch, today.
September 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm happy to oblige! My back went out on Saturday, so this is the best I could do for lunch, today.
"Lowlife Is Also Bigot", News at Eleven!
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Lowlife Is Also Bigot", News at Eleven!
I went on a sixteen-day road trip (see attached) to get an autograph from Robert Beltran and order a pair of $750 boots from Nicks Handmade Boots. I arrived home yesterday, only to go on a 150-minute round trip doctor's appointment today. I'm 110 percent knackered.
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I went on a sixteen-day road trip (see attached) to get an autograph from Robert Beltran and order a pair of $750 boots from Nicks Handmade Boots. I arrived home yesterday, only to go on a 150-minute round trip doctor's appointment today. I'm 110 percent knackered.
Should I be concerned that my elevator hasn't been inspected in 109.49 years and 2605 miles‽
August 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Should I be concerned that my elevator hasn't been inspected in 109.49 years and 2605 miles‽
@tombrazelton.bsky.social As I recall, these're your stomping grounds. @librophilia.bsky.social and I're just here for the night on a road trip out west, but I took a minute to wave in every direction to say "hi!" We hope you and yours are doing as well as can be.
August 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@tombrazelton.bsky.social As I recall, these're your stomping grounds. @librophilia.bsky.social and I're just here for the night on a road trip out west, but I took a minute to wave in every direction to say "hi!" We hope you and yours are doing as well as can be.
Just for funsies, here're my top recognized results if I limit them to "All Prestige TV" (85% match), "All Comedy" (86%), "All Classic literature" (67%; I'm not well-read), and *Star Wars* (87%).
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Just for funsies, here're my top recognized results if I limit them to "All Prestige TV" (85% match), "All Comedy" (86%), "All Classic literature" (67%; I'm not well-read), and *Star Wars* (87%).