Laurence “Smashy Fashy” Fox
@fox-e-laurence.bsky.social
#Author of “This Has Always Been A War.” New #book about #capitalism and #climate crisis “This Book Is a Knife” out now! Yukoner working in #salmon conservation. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈🏴
https://fox-writes.com/books
https://fox-writes.com/books
Pinned
“Reading [American Canto] is like reading a delusional fortune cookie…”
Gods fucking bless, I needed that today.
Gods fucking bless, I needed that today.
Olivia Nuzzi’s Much-Hyped Book Was Always Going to Be Self-Serving. It’s So Much Worse Than That.
God, everyone sucks so much in American Canto.
slate.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Reading [American Canto] is like reading a delusional fortune cookie…”
Gods fucking bless, I needed that today.
Gods fucking bless, I needed that today.
Just saw a skeet calling brown paper bags “old fashioned,” RIP to my youth.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just saw a skeet calling brown paper bags “old fashioned,” RIP to my youth.
It’s really wild to read reviews of my book about class and capitalism and revolution by middle-aged white women whose first and foremost objection is that I use the word “cunt” too much.
#booksky
#booksky
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It’s really wild to read reviews of my book about class and capitalism and revolution by middle-aged white women whose first and foremost objection is that I use the word “cunt” too much.
#booksky
#booksky
Just found a very flattering online review of my book refers to me as “her” throughout. Send me whiskey.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just found a very flattering online review of my book refers to me as “her” throughout. Send me whiskey.
... currently having a panic attack because I can't seem to even envision the poster I'm supposed to make for a small reading of my book someone lovingly arranged for me and I'd like to crawl into a hole and stay there till spring
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
... currently having a panic attack because I can't seem to even envision the poster I'm supposed to make for a small reading of my book someone lovingly arranged for me and I'd like to crawl into a hole and stay there till spring
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December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is it summer anymore? No. Is there still time to curl up with some great new Canadian books (including This Book Is A Knife, by yours truly) as recommended by @thetyee.ca? Yes and you should, because it's supposed to drop to -30C here in Yukon.
#booksky
www.thetyee.ca/Presents/202...
#booksky
www.thetyee.ca/Presents/202...
Eight Great BC Books to Read This Summer | The Tyee
Support local by picking up one of these BC-published books from an indie bookstore.
www.thetyee.ca
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is it summer anymore? No. Is there still time to curl up with some great new Canadian books (including This Book Is A Knife, by yours truly) as recommended by @thetyee.ca? Yes and you should, because it's supposed to drop to -30C here in Yukon.
#booksky
www.thetyee.ca/Presents/202...
#booksky
www.thetyee.ca/Presents/202...
I mean who among us …?
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I mean who among us …?
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Almost two years ago Nex Benedict, a non-binary high school student in Oklahoma, was found dead a day after a physical assault in a school bathroom
Oklahoma has a bathroom ban & ban on use of proper pronouns for trans students
Please think of Nex next time you post about an essay score 🖤
Oklahoma has a bathroom ban & ban on use of proper pronouns for trans students
Please think of Nex next time you post about an essay score 🖤
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Almost two years ago Nex Benedict, a non-binary high school student in Oklahoma, was found dead a day after a physical assault in a school bathroom
Oklahoma has a bathroom ban & ban on use of proper pronouns for trans students
Please think of Nex next time you post about an essay score 🖤
Oklahoma has a bathroom ban & ban on use of proper pronouns for trans students
Please think of Nex next time you post about an essay score 🖤
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Gotta say, not to yuck in anyone’s yum, but Bluesky occasionally gives me a glimpse into a Very Online, often fan-based type of Gen Z sexuality even my battle scared Millennial Heart could not have dreamed of. Good for ya’ll but WOW, some of you are HYPER specific.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gotta say, not to yuck in anyone’s yum, but Bluesky occasionally gives me a glimpse into a Very Online, often fan-based type of Gen Z sexuality even my battle scared Millennial Heart could not have dreamed of. Good for ya’ll but WOW, some of you are HYPER specific.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
I did so much stuff this weekend but I’m ending it with a bowl of from scratch, slow simmered, locally sourced beef stew and it has Allllllllll the roasted garlic
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I did so much stuff this weekend but I’m ending it with a bowl of from scratch, slow simmered, locally sourced beef stew and it has Allllllllll the roasted garlic
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at the depression olympics psyching out the other competitors by giving them reasons to live
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
at the depression olympics psyching out the other competitors by giving them reasons to live
This world is too stupid to exist
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This world is too stupid to exist
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Reminder that whatever is left of the turkey should go into the stockpot tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reminder that whatever is left of the turkey should go into the stockpot tonight.
Goddamn it, this is why we can’t have nice things
I just saw a recipe for a “protein hot chocolate.” And no. We have to stop.
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Goddamn it, this is why we can’t have nice things
It’s really adorable the way edibles
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It’s really adorable the way edibles
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
Found this OG 1956 version of one of my favourite novels today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Found this OG 1956 version of one of my favourite novels today.
The face of a sweet, smart, kind, soft curly girl totally incapable of malice who has just farted the world’s most
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The face of a sweet, smart, kind, soft curly girl totally incapable of malice who has just farted the world’s most
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
I’m reading Updike’s “Couples” for the first time and jfc where did prose like this—spare, sharp, descriptive as a wine list—go in contemporary novels?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m reading Updike’s “Couples” for the first time and jfc where did prose like this—spare, sharp, descriptive as a wine list—go in contemporary novels?
I’m… not entirely sure this cartoon is saying exactly what it thinks its saying…
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m… not entirely sure this cartoon is saying exactly what it thinks its saying…
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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
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Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
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-Trump, presented with the turkey for the annual Thanksgiving pardoning-
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
-Trump, presented with the turkey for the annual Thanksgiving pardoning-
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!