Yukon LumberJake Cornelius
@foxtrotzed.bsky.social
Professional Bolt Modifier, Precision Vaccumist, Bore Scope Operator, Cam Timing Enthusiast.
First observation of Christmas Vacation on tv for the season, and you know what that means: remembering I haven't made my girlfriend watch Natural Born Killers yet.
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
First observation of Christmas Vacation on tv for the season, and you know what that means: remembering I haven't made my girlfriend watch Natural Born Killers yet.
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a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
Oh, I've had that backwards for a while now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh, I've had that backwards for a while now.
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TIL about pressurized telephone cables.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
TIL about pressurized telephone cables.
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
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Man, Detroit is the place to be on Thanksgiving. The only missing was if they also brought out ICP for halftime.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Man, Detroit is the place to be on Thanksgiving. The only missing was if they also brought out ICP for halftime.
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Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Prove you are a genuine Russian armed auxiliary ship with this simple Kamcaptcha...
First real winter storm of the season and my parking brake keeps sticking. Thanks VW. I already replaced that caliper.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
First real winter storm of the season and my parking brake keeps sticking. Thanks VW. I already replaced that caliper.
Tosin and Misha collaborated and called it "Zuffenhausen" - nerds
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tosin and Misha collaborated and called it "Zuffenhausen" - nerds
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let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
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Nicotine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nicotine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstasy
And alcohol
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine
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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
Spent almost 2 hours in the mineral museum but had a difficult time not pointing at every example of giant example of native copper and saying "think of how much meth you could get with that."
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Spent almost 2 hours in the mineral museum but had a difficult time not pointing at every example of giant example of native copper and saying "think of how much meth you could get with that."
Visiting my old college town has forced me to contend with all of the institutions that have since left. Including: the new book store with walk-in humidor, and the 3 story used book store. The ground floor was a glass shop, the second were books, and the third was porn with dedicated dildo room
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Visiting my old college town has forced me to contend with all of the institutions that have since left. Including: the new book store with walk-in humidor, and the 3 story used book store. The ground floor was a glass shop, the second were books, and the third was porn with dedicated dildo room
ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) I'm a light house trying to keep ships from hitting rocks
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) I'm a light house trying to keep ships from hitting rocks
Went on a mine tour and they put the cog-rail tram away for winter already. Our tour guide was a 4th year geology major so it felt like a 2.5 hr lecture (good).
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Went on a mine tour and they put the cog-rail tram away for winter already. Our tour guide was a 4th year geology major so it felt like a 2.5 hr lecture (good).
It me
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It me
@aband0nedmilk.bsky.social **waves in Houghton**
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@aband0nedmilk.bsky.social **waves in Houghton**
SPACE WEATHER
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
SPACE WEATHER
Baja was this weekend and nobody said anything until I saw Eversley competed, now that it's over?
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Baja was this weekend and nobody said anything until I saw Eversley competed, now that it's over?
Accidentally got a way better spot for Trivium. They were not the impetus of my ticket purchase.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Accidentally got a way better spot for Trivium. They were not the impetus of my ticket purchase.
This opener, whom I had never heard or heard of before, left me with stank face the whole set. Will be inquiring further.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This opener, whom I had never heard or heard of before, left me with stank face the whole set. Will be inquiring further.
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Masterlist of Nu Metal Songs About Having Respiratory Issues:
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Masterlist of Nu Metal Songs About Having Respiratory Issues: