FPL Accountant
@fplaccountant.bsky.social
Current BBC 606 H2H div 1 champion… Although this did not get me an invite to Statman Dave’s super league! Believes that if you look after team value then your team will look after you… last 5 year rank history does not back up this theory unfortunately 😭.
I’ve done full circle on the triple capt vs asst man chip. Back to triple captain for me. If I could do asst man on Slot without a transfer it would be close but 3 weeks of being £1.5m low budget is not ideal and Liverpool one of few teams where finding 3 good players isn’t hard….
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I’ve done full circle on the triple capt vs asst man chip. Back to triple captain for me. If I could do asst man on Slot without a transfer it would be close but 3 weeks of being £1.5m low budget is not ideal and Liverpool one of few teams where finding 3 good players isn’t hard….
Looks like Man City have finally found their level.
January 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Looks like Man City have finally found their level.
FPL team value £105m with £0.3m in the bank. Given it’s my reason de etra I am not sure this is good enough… any other bid’s higher?
January 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
FPL team value £105m with £0.3m in the bank. Given it’s my reason de etra I am not sure this is good enough… any other bid’s higher?
Perfect
This is who Elon Musk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.
Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3v...
Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3v...
TESLA = TRUMP
YouTube video by Led By Donkeys
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Perfect
The number of empty seats as people empty out of the emirates whilst their team lead Man Utd 2-0 is embarrassing. Worst fan base in the league.
December 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The number of empty seats as people empty out of the emirates whilst their team lead Man Utd 2-0 is embarrassing. Worst fan base in the league.
*Checks to see who Spurs second choice GK is*
*sees that is is still Fraser Forster at £4.3m*
*puts phone back down and continues working*
*sees that is is still Fraser Forster at £4.3m*
*puts phone back down and continues working*
No two injuries are the same, but as a guide, a RTP is around 3-4 months in the PL from the
@PremierInjuries database.
There are 4/5 examples of players returning from 60-65 days, then upwards from there...
Jack Butland (99 days) was the last recorded goalkeeper to have suffered a similar injury.
@PremierInjuries database.
There are 4/5 examples of players returning from 60-65 days, then upwards from there...
Jack Butland (99 days) was the last recorded goalkeeper to have suffered a similar injury.
#COYS
Tottenham confirm goalkeeper Guglielmo Vicario has undergone surgery for a fracture of his right ankle.
The 28-year-old completed 90 minutes on Saturday despite suffering the injury during the 4-0 Premier League win at The Etihad.
There is currently no timeline for his return.
Tottenham confirm goalkeeper Guglielmo Vicario has undergone surgery for a fracture of his right ankle.
The 28-year-old completed 90 minutes on Saturday despite suffering the injury during the 4-0 Premier League win at The Etihad.
There is currently no timeline for his return.
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
*Checks to see who Spurs second choice GK is*
*sees that is is still Fraser Forster at £4.3m*
*puts phone back down and continues working*
*sees that is is still Fraser Forster at £4.3m*
*puts phone back down and continues working*
Looking forward to it. Not every week you get to have an influence on who gets the minor champions league placing. I hope we can do Brighton a favor by beating them 😜.
Rumour has it De Bruyne has one year left on his contract.. You think Pep will let him go ?
November 26, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Looking forward to it. Not every week you get to have an influence on who gets the minor champions league placing. I hope we can do Brighton a favor by beating them 😜.
Well that’s £0.3m I have so far lost on owning Havertz (for 2 pts returned). Think I may change my name to FPLBankrupt!
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Well that’s £0.3m I have so far lost on owning Havertz (for 2 pts returned). Think I may change my name to FPLBankrupt!
I’ve never rooted for a journalist to be correct as much as I am here.
Mohamed Salah remains one of the best attackers in Europe — with each passing game, he solidifies his status as a Liverpool and Premier League great.
The Egyptian's future is uncertain — do you agree with @david-ornstein.bsky.social's prediction?
The Egyptian's future is uncertain — do you agree with @david-ornstein.bsky.social's prediction?
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I’ve never rooted for a journalist to be correct as much as I am here.
Ha ha 🤣
the latter
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Ha ha 🤣
“He’s not coming, is he??”
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
“He’s not coming, is he??”
😂
He deserves the Hague for that deranged use of bookshelves alone, the fucking psychopath
November 22, 2024 at 12:12 AM
😂
You either sell the £5m estate for £5m and then buy a lovely home with the £millions you have left after tax… or if it is valued £5m as a business then presumably it makes profit to justify that valuation and you use a portion of that profit to pay off tax bill over a series of years.
I sense some shock in the studio that not everyone is fully on board with farms of any size paying zero inheritance tax, but views have always seemed to me much more nuanced than the "whole country is behind you" right-wing press headlines. ~AA #BBCQT
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
You either sell the £5m estate for £5m and then buy a lovely home with the £millions you have left after tax… or if it is valued £5m as a business then presumably it makes profit to justify that valuation and you use a portion of that profit to pay off tax bill over a series of years.
So is Trent going to survive the night at £7m????
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM
So is Trent going to survive the night at £7m????
100% - the sooner this becomes a balanced place for debate the better. Just without the bots and the feeling you can say vile racist things with no pushback… happy to debate policy (hopefully without racism being normalised)
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
100% - the sooner this becomes a balanced place for debate the better. Just without the bots and the feeling you can say vile racist things with no pushback… happy to debate policy (hopefully without racism being normalised)
Personally I think it would be more funny to get suspended but with some warning….
Elonia is looking portly today. As the First Lady of the USA, she can't jump in order to leave her hair plugs undisturbed. Her gender affirming surgery is superb. We all love Elonia.
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Personally I think it would be more funny to get suspended but with some warning….
Me neither 😎
I’ve never had a red arrow on this platform.
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Me neither 😎
Going to be caught in a dilemma of selling Trent without an injury update this evening or losing £0.1m on a player I may not keep. Hate it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Going to be caught in a dilemma of selling Trent without an injury update this evening or losing £0.1m on a player I may not keep. Hate it.
Since when has Mbeumo been yellow flagged???!
November 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Since when has Mbeumo been yellow flagged???!
6 more days until the premier league returns 😴😴
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
6 more days until the premier league returns 😴😴
At a wedding today. Just admitted to another guest - who was simply trying to get past me to the bar - that this wedding had been really well timed to help me get through a weekend of no premier league football. I could hear how pathetic it sounded but still kept talking 😳😳
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
At a wedding today. Just admitted to another guest - who was simply trying to get past me to the bar - that this wedding had been really well timed to help me get through a weekend of no premier league football. I could hear how pathetic it sounded but still kept talking 😳😳
Having finally taken an FPL handle and using the term accountant to acknowledge my style is often weighted towards maximizing team value I am a little disappointed with myself that I have passively watched Isak go up twice in value. Last year I would have taken 2 hits by now for the sake of £0.3m 🤔
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Having finally taken an FPL handle and using the term accountant to acknowledge my style is often weighted towards maximizing team value I am a little disappointed with myself that I have passively watched Isak go up twice in value. Last year I would have taken 2 hits by now for the sake of £0.3m 🤔