Frances Robinson
@francespurple.bsky.social
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My Substack about children's TV: https://squareeyes.substack.com/ Copywriting, journalism, moderating SE London Formerly Brussels/Frankfurt/Paris
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Finally put up the next Square Eyes!! Featuring Shape Island, Murderbot, Mark Ronson and mine and @tom-phillips.com thoughts on optimal programme length... open.substack.com/pub/squareey...
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I used to live like this! I once got the Eurostar having arrived at St Pancras 14 minutes before departure. Now I have children, it's several hours and £££ in Pret 😭
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I will take any excuse to go and flick through old DWJ books... turns out it's a bit of both (might have to re-read the whole thing now)
Larwood House is a boarding school run by the government for witch orphans and children with other problems The kids hate it but the alternatives cost £££
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Witch Week by Diana Wynne Jones is set in a rough 70s comprehensive where magic (and Chrestomanci) start to appear...
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Yes! Look I can explain to my children that there's things in 40s/50s Disney that aren't OK any more, but having to go to adult mode and then they see the one big banner for "scary thing with guns" to find eg Lady and the Tramp is hardly any better! It's ridiculous
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Saw this in M&S this morning and while it's not pink and girly it's also... 🤔🤔🤔 (Obv it's one of the greatest albums of all time )
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I'm from York and don't remember it being much of a thing at all growing up, however, we do have the best asparagus, that's just a fact 💮 (nearest emoji I could find to white rose)
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Saw this at The Range today and NO, absolutely NOT, I haven't been on my summer holiday yet? How do I report an actual crime?? Stop it right now (unbeaten for crafting bits tho)
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Seems mad, but as a fan of "crispiness" in fabrics, line drying is the decisive factor, age of clothes is largely irrelevant. If anything, towels get crispier as the fluff is gradually washed away?
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(intended fun) amazing phrase, thank you
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Sat next to him on the train on honeymoon! He absolutely is an icon 😜
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I miss Guy Ryder from the ILO 😜
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“Okay Katy let’s go for one more take with the other lyrics.”
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To a firework, your body is sentient gelatin. Nothing more. Nothing less. Remember that and use fireworks safely this July 4th.
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1)Yes we have that weekend paper subscription, it's great, the Magazine and Arts&Life are 💯 @henrymance.ft.com is brilliant
2) I tried to read Fourth Wing but got stuck halfway, got so bored of the pre-dragon chat, Diana Wynne Jones etc all better at pacing.
3) the shoes I'm wearing? I bought them
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I did a degree in French and German and got taught throughout by proper serious linguists. When I learnt Flemish (in BXL) in my twenties, the language school teacher was a former pro footballer! His knees had gone, so he just retrained. Legend. But, ja, hoor, it is not the *most* serious language 😜
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I wrote in the Nintendo subreddit that Dutch is like a drunk German trying to speak English and I got death threats
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Oh no that's even worse!!! Sisterhood schmisterhood I guess 😭
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What a knobber, jokes on him, I'm actually way more punctual since having children!! There's a lot less "slack" in the day, I find...
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What's the matter babe you haven't hung up the bejazzled hip-hop bulldog canvas I got you for your birthday over the mantelpiece?
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Truly, it was like renaissance Florence, but with more chain belts, skinny jeans tucked in boots and poker straight hair. A joy to be alive 🥂
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Just realised that next year marks the 25 anniversary of the opening salvo of one of the greatest periods in human history: The 14 month period when Kylie released Fever, Sugababes released Angels With Dirty Faces & Girls Aloud formed.
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Thanks for that, I can never undo this now
"Murderbot, belongs to the Corporation
Murderbot, looking at Deltfall base
Murderbot, loves a cheesy TV station..." Etc etc

Storybots also great:
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Too Fast, Too Informative: Cute Little Science Shows
Smuggling education into your children’s brains through the medium of song.
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Oh, there were pancakes at the breakfast. A big pile of them. You must have missed them? We always put pancakes out for our guests? How strange... Maybe you weren't paying attention? Getting too much bacon as usual?
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It's AMAZING. How do I join the book group 😜