Hey, @aprilrichardson.com , am I crazy or does this shit cook like nobody's business?

youtu.be/On__TSjlpQ8?...

When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.

Good morning! It’s a perfect day to realize that the politics you’re used to are gone and never coming back so you can either think about what you want the future to look like and try to build toward that or keep trying to wishcast the country back to 1998 and be part of the problem.

The people who literally zombie-swarmed Applebee's in 2020, pressing their face against the glass shrieking, who claimed that being asked to wear masks is a civil rights violation, freaked out over every possible grievance, etc

Are now going "listen, great sacrifices and hardships are necessary"

@aprilrich.bsky.social Dude, Garth Brooks played for the San Diego Padres for a hot minute?! You weren't kidding about this guy being a Renaissance man!

@aprilrich.bsky.social Tonight's the night we run with the Cheddar Bay Biscuits! We'll see if it measures up to the restaurant.

free hint to blue state govs: automatically offer jobs in your own state's security services to the various cops, prosecutors and armed forces members that trump is unfairly drumming out. you will need people with guns who hate trump for what is coming next, and... there they are

@aprilrich.bsky.social Do I dare? It's at Walmart. What are the chances it measures up to actual restaurant quality?