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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 7h

Kemi's misunderstood the concept of the nuclear family.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 9h

This is crucial. If Humza had said "that's what I get for racing around like a daft wean" people would've had a wee laugh and moved on. But no, he had to throw a temper tantrum.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 17h

Related, Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 1d

Feeling old? This is what the "you said we were going to Nando's Jonny" couple look like now.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 1d

George Osborne and N.W.A.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 2d

"Liverpool baccalaureate" sounds like a Viz Profanisaurus entry for a two year sentence in a young offender institution.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 3d

Trying to fight against the immoral culture of Soho? Landlords and property developers have beaten you to it lads.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 3d

I once heard an Indian friend go off on one about the residents of countries bordering India in a manner that would make Nick Griffin go "hey, steady on mate"

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 3d

This from Full Fact covers his most well-known bullshit, and as a bonus details a previous example of him making things up for attention.

There is no evidence supporting claims about a government-run network of fake NHS Twitter accounts – Full Fact

Viral posts on social media claim to have uncovered a network of fake Twitter accounts created to post pro-government messages. There is no evidence for this.

fullfact.org

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 4d

Suffice to say if when I worked in government I had messages of this sensitivity in my phone at all, never mind in full view of media cameras, the police would have smashed my phones with hammers and I would be in prison

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 4d

I'm reminded of the story you once told about the empty cardboard boxes carried out of a raid to give the press the footage they needed.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 6d

Never. I can't even recall attending a church service where the doors were closed during the service. That includes services with a Royal in attendance. It's heartbreaking to know that's not a universal experience in the UK.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 6d

"I am not a number, I am a man, and don't you ever- Oh wait, I'm number 5. HAHA! In your face Number 6!"

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 7d

Actual Scottish person here, not a Scotch drinker. I use the word that's got you so worked up as punctuation, and would use it to describe you but you appear to lack the warmth and depth.

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 8d

Yes Keir

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 8d

B.B. King
NASA [joint award with Germany]
Battle Hymn of the Republic

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 9d

It's depressing that you can predict exactly how the story's going to go but there appears to be nothing that anyone can do.
The casual aside about the Met officer assigned to investigate was quite the thing as well.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 9d

Incredibly juvenile behaviour. Wouldn't catch me doing that kind of thing.

Two cuddly toy pandas, arranged so it looks like they're shagging.

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 11d

First they came for Galloway, and I said 'The nonce over there in the hat, sir.'

Mikey Smith @mikeysmith.com · 11d

George Galloway detained under terror law at Gatwick airport on way back from Moscow
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

George Galloway detained under terror law at Gatwick on way back from Moscow

Galloway and his wife were returning from Moscow, via Abu Dhabi, when counter terror officers swooped and detained them at the airport

www.mirror.co.uk

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 11d

For those who weren't around at the time it's hard to convey just how angry the Like A Prayer video made certain people. They went out of their tiny little minds.

Madonna - Like A Prayer (Official Video)

YouTube video by Madonna

www.youtube.com

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 11d

The Bristol communist rapper telling you to sort your life out was a highlight.

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 12d

as well as an id card they should make you get an ego card describing your self worth and pridefullness

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 13d

Is it really too much to ask that Bond be an alcoholic shagger with a cavalier attitude towards life?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14d

Fuck sake. I'm literally just writing a Word document and saving it to my hard drive. STOP ASKING ME TO USE YOUR SHITTY AI AND YOUR SHITTY CLOUD SERVICE. Why is this decades old basic task such a fucking chore now? It's broiling my shit.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 14d

US TV interviewers are bizarrely toothless. Just once it'd be nice to see one of them do the full "but did you threaten to overrule him?" routine.

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