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Freddy Melons
@freddymelons.bsky.social
the world is bound with secret knots
minneapolis, mn
two words
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
!! dream creamery is opening in the i.e. solarium. this whole neighborhood will be ice cream soon and im never moving away
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
accidentally tripped a man at the walker tonight. like, fully all the way down to the floor on his face while he was holding a beer. i apologized but he ran away. AWFUL! i cried. so sorry whoever you are, wet guy
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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awoo 14
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Quixote, it's me, I'm Sancho, I've come home, I'm so co-o-o-old, let me in-a your windmill
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i love when animals use the sidewalk
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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May the monthly AWOO send chills through the cold cold hearts of the ice agents in town.
🪄🔮
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
(whispering because im in a meeting) awoooooooo
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
inching closer to the fabled gobert three
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i remember this! pretty sure it is a parking lot now.
fairway golf, 1700 como avenue, st. paul, minnesota, 1984
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
TIL! i picked up saying gong show from my sister and @upwardsparks.bsky.social back when they lived in calgary. i thought it was slang among their friends, not all of canada.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
do what he says
Okay, your turkey is thawed, or maybe you got a fresh one, right, take it out of the bag and season it. Today. Salt the inside, outside, give it butter under the skin and tender love. Put it in your roasting vessel overnight in the fridge to dry out.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Since we're posting about American ag schools & extension services, it's a good time to revisit the astonishingly vast and excellent work that Bobby Lee, Tristan Ahtone, and their team did with the Land-Grab U project.

You can trace every US land-grant parcel sale to the people it was stolen from!
Land-grab universities - High Country News
Expropriated Indigenous land is the foundation of the land-grant university system.
www.hcn.org
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Seriously. If you haven’t, take your turkey from the freezer now. Today. Now. Right now.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Let the holiday Turkening begin. Are you in possession of a frozen turkey? Start maneuvering space for it in your fridge to thaw starting today.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
eating raw shredded cabbage for my after school snack like all the cool kids do
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"it’s designed so that you might not even get to try some of these recipes unless you happen to be in the right region at the right time with the right people. We don't have to have access to everything, just because we want it"

hell yeah, excited to read this one
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the only metric that matters if im gonna spend 90-150 minutes on a thing
my goodness but film critics do complicate their lives. does the movie kick ass or does it not? that’s the only important question and rarely does anyone address it to my satisfaction
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM