David
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OMFG. I had to make sure this wasn't some sort of AI fakery. Nope! It's actually a thing that happened!
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
OMFG. I had to make sure this wasn't some sort of AI fakery. Nope! It's actually a thing that happened!
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Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
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November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
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Rep. Thomas Massie: "Trump's being a bully…They're trying to beat me here in Kentucky. But here's what's interesting, the people financing the campaign consist completely of three billionaires, and they're all in the Epstein class. One of them is named in Epstein's phone book."
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Rep. Thomas Massie: "Trump's being a bully…They're trying to beat me here in Kentucky. But here's what's interesting, the people financing the campaign consist completely of three billionaires, and they're all in the Epstein class. One of them is named in Epstein's phone book."
Trump: we have to undo Joe Biden's pardons because he didn't know who he was pardoning or why.
Also Trump: I don't know who CZ is or why I pardoned him.
Also Trump: I don't know who CZ is or why I pardoned him.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump: we have to undo Joe Biden's pardons because he didn't know who he was pardoning or why.
Also Trump: I don't know who CZ is or why I pardoned him.
Also Trump: I don't know who CZ is or why I pardoned him.
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“I wasn’t sure what number you wanted me to go with.” — Zuck, 100% pathetically bitch-made by a man who said he should be thrown in jail for life, appeasing an administration who says his wife’s family isn’t American, loving how RFK is dismantling every public health advancement that CZI ever made.
Zuckerberg saying Meta intends to spend at least 600 billion in the US
Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic
Zuckerberg at the end caught on a hot mic
September 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“I wasn’t sure what number you wanted me to go with.” — Zuck, 100% pathetically bitch-made by a man who said he should be thrown in jail for life, appeasing an administration who says his wife’s family isn’t American, loving how RFK is dismantling every public health advancement that CZI ever made.
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I done told ye youtu.be/MqiTec0oq6s?...
September 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I done told ye youtu.be/MqiTec0oq6s?...
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew.
They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This guy's a vet and a lawyer who threw a sandwich and offered to turn himself in, so they sent a paramilitary platoon with a camera crew.
They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
They have FBI and U.S. Marshal badges; apparently those agencies do no real work beyond camera stunts, harassing minorities, and filling concentration camps.
Someone should redo the “come and take it” flag, but with a sandwich.
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Someone should redo the “come and take it” flag, but with a sandwich.
I love it. More of this, please.
JUST IN: Blistering ruling by Judge Ho on ICE arrests in immigration court. He says the Trump administration has turned attendance at immigration court proceedings into a game of "detention roulette" that violates due process.
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storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I love it. More of this, please.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Let me qualify what Josh is saying. It is quite clear that the Constitution requires a census of all persons. It’s quite clear that past Supreme Court cases support this proposition. (For instance, the recent census question case makes no sense if persons doesn’t include immigrants.)
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Let me expand on this point. The Constitution is quite clear that you can't distinguish between kinds of persons in running the Census. And that is especially about apportionment for Congress. The original language makes it pretty clear when it talks about "free persons". But the 14th amendment ...
As Wessel states, now bulldozing the Census. It's critical to note that not counting people "in our Country illegally" violates the constitution. It doesn't speak of citizens or legal status, simply "the whole number of free persons".
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Let me qualify what Josh is saying. It is quite clear that the Constitution requires a census of all persons. It’s quite clear that past Supreme Court cases support this proposition. (For instance, the recent census question case makes no sense if persons doesn’t include immigrants.)
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After a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor refused to sell to him, Epstein’s lawyer plans to sue a farmer’s market so that they must sell to him.
Alan Dershowitz Takes on His Greatest Challenge Yet: A Farmers Market
After a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor refused to sell to him, Epstein’s lawyer plans to sue a farmer’s market so that they must sell to him.
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July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
After a Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor refused to sell to him, Epstein’s lawyer plans to sue a farmer’s market so that they must sell to him.
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Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...
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June 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
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This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.
June 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.
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President Trump’s federal agents are now chasing migrant farm workers through fields — and circling them with a CBP chopper normally used to track smuggling at the border — in the heart of the nation’s agricultural economy. here’s my report from Ventura County, California.
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
President Trump’s federal agents are now chasing migrant farm workers through fields — and circling them with a CBP chopper normally used to track smuggling at the border — in the heart of the nation’s agricultural economy. here’s my report from Ventura County, California.
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ICE interrogated a *US born* friend for 3+ hrs because of the color of their skin. Agents interrupted class & called them into a campus office. Triple checked birth certificate/DL/SSN, then interviewed colleagues about the person's "immigration" status.
Citizen Y
Hispanic name N
Speaks Spanish N
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Citizen Y
Hispanic name N
Speaks Spanish N
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June 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ICE interrogated a *US born* friend for 3+ hrs because of the color of their skin. Agents interrupted class & called them into a campus office. Triple checked birth certificate/DL/SSN, then interviewed colleagues about the person's "immigration" status.
Citizen Y
Hispanic name N
Speaks Spanish N
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Citizen Y
Hispanic name N
Speaks Spanish N
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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Let's be totally clear: "immigration" as a concept is bullshit. It isn't more than 100 or so years old. Human beings have been moving around this planet however they wanted to for millenia before a small handful of folks decided that wasn't OK for some reason.
June 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Let's be totally clear: "immigration" as a concept is bullshit. It isn't more than 100 or so years old. Human beings have been moving around this planet however they wanted to for millenia before a small handful of folks decided that wasn't OK for some reason.
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If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Just a reminder that if you are not following Meghann Cuniff for in-depth reporting on big cases you absolutely should be. She’s doing a terrific job.
Tom Girardi’s lawyer told the judge her sentencing decision boiled down to one question: “Should Tom Girardi die in prison?”
She never said yes or no, but according to the lawyer, the 7+ years the judge ordered Girardi serve in prison assure he will. www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/judge-sent...
She never said yes or no, but according to the lawyer, the 7+ years the judge ordered Girardi serve in prison assure he will. www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/judge-sent...
Judge sentences Tom Girardi to 7 years in prison as he claims all clients were paid
A victim said the disbarred lawyer's wife, Erika Jayne, is using her 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' platform to claim she's a victim and brand Girardi's victims as liars.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just a reminder that if you are not following Meghann Cuniff for in-depth reporting on big cases you absolutely should be. She’s doing a terrific job.
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A great thread that may help explain why the three liberals didn't join with Gorsuch and Thomas.
This case was NOT litigated by the tribe itself, but by the Becket Fund—a conservative group that regularly argues for Christian supremacy and clearly saw this dispute as a vehicle for its broader aims.
This case was NOT litigated by the tribe itself, but by the Becket Fund—a conservative group that regularly argues for Christian supremacy and clearly saw this dispute as a vehicle for its broader aims.
The Supreme Court denied cert today in a complicated and controversial case involving federal Indian law, Apache Stronghold. This case, brought by a nonprofit and not a Native nation, focused closely on the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (rights) over the treaty violations (power).
May 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A great thread that may help explain why the three liberals didn't join with Gorsuch and Thomas.
This case was NOT litigated by the tribe itself, but by the Becket Fund—a conservative group that regularly argues for Christian supremacy and clearly saw this dispute as a vehicle for its broader aims.
This case was NOT litigated by the tribe itself, but by the Becket Fund—a conservative group that regularly argues for Christian supremacy and clearly saw this dispute as a vehicle for its broader aims.