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@frenchinc.bsky.social
I’ve resisted too long. Gonna let the internet assimilate my brain.
Chicago.
Chicago.
@durbin.senate.gov... wanna play poker?
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@durbin.senate.gov... wanna play poker?
Sorry, just took a full month to learn the opening part of “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” on piano.
Is everything better now? Did that fix it?
Is everything better now? Did that fix it?
October 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sorry, just took a full month to learn the opening part of “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” on piano.
Is everything better now? Did that fix it?
Is everything better now? Did that fix it?
Long over due addition to my “I would like to fight you in the ring” list…welcome to Willie Wilson
August 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Long over due addition to my “I would like to fight you in the ring” list…welcome to Willie Wilson
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with “butthole.”
Infinite Butthole
Or
Snow Falling on Buttholes
Infinite Butthole
Or
Snow Falling on Buttholes
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with “butthole.”
I’ll do my own book.
Butthole Taste Texture
I’ll do my own book.
Butthole Taste Texture
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with “butthole”:
The Butthole of the Dragon
The Butthole of the Dragon
June 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with “butthole.”
Infinite Butthole
Or
Snow Falling on Buttholes
Infinite Butthole
Or
Snow Falling on Buttholes
This is like Drake and Kendrick except all the Trump the like do Musk in be the plan with few the be Nukes.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is like Drake and Kendrick except all the Trump the like do Musk in be the plan with few the be Nukes.
7th graders are turning in short film projects today in Language Arts.
Can’t wait to pull out my grade book and give everyone a C+ with one note: “derivative”.
Can’t wait to pull out my grade book and give everyone a C+ with one note: “derivative”.
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
7th graders are turning in short film projects today in Language Arts.
Can’t wait to pull out my grade book and give everyone a C+ with one note: “derivative”.
Can’t wait to pull out my grade book and give everyone a C+ with one note: “derivative”.
Ever have so much stress in a day that it shakes your belief in grammar;
May 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ever have so much stress in a day that it shakes your belief in grammar;
I’ve made the choice that today is actually Thursday.
April 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ve made the choice that today is actually Thursday.
For a political party that vocally dislikes sex so much, it’s wild the Republican Party went from “don’t tread on me” to “tread on me, daddy” so quickly.
April 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
For a political party that vocally dislikes sex so much, it’s wild the Republican Party went from “don’t tread on me” to “tread on me, daddy” so quickly.
When the Canada Wars start, if I want to go protest by sitting in front of a tank, do I log my day off as “personal business” or should I just use a sick day?
March 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
When the Canada Wars start, if I want to go protest by sitting in front of a tank, do I log my day off as “personal business” or should I just use a sick day?
Just updating my list of people I really want to fight:
-Dr. Phil
-Clarence Thomas
-Chuck Schumer (new addition)
-ET
-James Cameron
-Anita Bryant (posthumous recognition)
-Dr. Phil
-Clarence Thomas
-Chuck Schumer (new addition)
-ET
-James Cameron
-Anita Bryant (posthumous recognition)
March 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just updating my list of people I really want to fight:
-Dr. Phil
-Clarence Thomas
-Chuck Schumer (new addition)
-ET
-James Cameron
-Anita Bryant (posthumous recognition)
-Dr. Phil
-Clarence Thomas
-Chuck Schumer (new addition)
-ET
-James Cameron
-Anita Bryant (posthumous recognition)
Wait…the protest was holding up signs? This is what our best political minds came up with?
At least people gathering signatures on the street say someone to people or wave you down.
We should have had more Al Greens in there.
At least people gathering signatures on the street say someone to people or wave you down.
We should have had more Al Greens in there.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Wait…the protest was holding up signs? This is what our best political minds came up with?
At least people gathering signatures on the street say someone to people or wave you down.
We should have had more Al Greens in there.
At least people gathering signatures on the street say someone to people or wave you down.
We should have had more Al Greens in there.
Scope and Sequence:
Q1: Peepee review and foundations of poo.
Q2: Interactions between poo and poo in a closed system.
Q3: The intersection of poo with pee and double pee instances.
Q4: Applications of peepee/poopoo systems and final exam.
Q1: Peepee review and foundations of poo.
Q2: Interactions between poo and poo in a closed system.
Q3: The intersection of poo with pee and double pee instances.
Q4: Applications of peepee/poopoo systems and final exam.
March 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Scope and Sequence:
Q1: Peepee review and foundations of poo.
Q2: Interactions between poo and poo in a closed system.
Q3: The intersection of poo with pee and double pee instances.
Q4: Applications of peepee/poopoo systems and final exam.
Q1: Peepee review and foundations of poo.
Q2: Interactions between poo and poo in a closed system.
Q3: The intersection of poo with pee and double pee instances.
Q4: Applications of peepee/poopoo systems and final exam.
Oh shit, @durbin.senate.gov is on here now. What are we up to as my senator today? How are we stopping the authoritarian dismantling of our government?
Also, when the DoE is gone and CPS loses over a billion in federal funding…what job should I get next with my masters in education?
Also, when the DoE is gone and CPS loses over a billion in federal funding…what job should I get next with my masters in education?
March 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Oh shit, @durbin.senate.gov is on here now. What are we up to as my senator today? How are we stopping the authoritarian dismantling of our government?
Also, when the DoE is gone and CPS loses over a billion in federal funding…what job should I get next with my masters in education?
Also, when the DoE is gone and CPS loses over a billion in federal funding…what job should I get next with my masters in education?
It’s starting to feel like a masters in education was a bad financial choice.
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It’s starting to feel like a masters in education was a bad financial choice.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was great, but I don’t know if it needs a sequ-
WAIT WHAT?!?!
WAIT WHAT?!?!
February 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was great, but I don’t know if it needs a sequ-
WAIT WHAT?!?!
WAIT WHAT?!?!
The Last Picture Show was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
February 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Last Picture Show was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
The Last Samurai was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
February 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Last Samurai was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
The Last Duel was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
February 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Last Duel was awesome! I hope they make a sequel!
I wish I could spin my own bad behavior like the news spins Sieg Heils from conservatives.
It’s not that I don’t take care of myself…it’s that my diet is reminiscent of a toddler left alone in a candy store.
It’s not that I don’t take care of myself…it’s that my diet is reminiscent of a toddler left alone in a candy store.
February 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I wish I could spin my own bad behavior like the news spins Sieg Heils from conservatives.
It’s not that I don’t take care of myself…it’s that my diet is reminiscent of a toddler left alone in a candy store.
It’s not that I don’t take care of myself…it’s that my diet is reminiscent of a toddler left alone in a candy store.
Just checking in: today is probably not the day I get to fist fight Dr. Phil.
Here’s hoping for tomorrow.
Here’s hoping for tomorrow.
February 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just checking in: today is probably not the day I get to fist fight Dr. Phil.
Here’s hoping for tomorrow.
Here’s hoping for tomorrow.
Asking for a friend, and for no particular reason:
Does anyone know a budget friendly way to convince everyone at work that our building is irreversibly haunted?
Does anyone know a budget friendly way to convince everyone at work that our building is irreversibly haunted?
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Asking for a friend, and for no particular reason:
Does anyone know a budget friendly way to convince everyone at work that our building is irreversibly haunted?
Does anyone know a budget friendly way to convince everyone at work that our building is irreversibly haunted?
Can I sue a grocery store for selling me food that hasn’t been gentrified enough?
(My dinner is too spicy)
(My dinner is too spicy)
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can I sue a grocery store for selling me food that hasn’t been gentrified enough?
(My dinner is too spicy)
(My dinner is too spicy)
Idk, I’m watching the news rn and I wish I could go back in time to when I was in the middle of watching Paddington in Peru.
February 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Idk, I’m watching the news rn and I wish I could go back in time to when I was in the middle of watching Paddington in Peru.
I love the argument that the government should be run like a business because I also like to eat soup with my hands like pizza.
February 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love the argument that the government should be run like a business because I also like to eat soup with my hands like pizza.