Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
This Keef is also infused with Cannabis. Also bourbon, nicotine and heroin.
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This Keef is also infused with Cannabis. Also bourbon, nicotine and heroin.
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Throwback to the time I was pressed into service as Santa at my daughter's school.
That suit was toasty.
That suit was toasty.
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Throwback to the time I was pressed into service as Santa at my daughter's school.
That suit was toasty.
That suit was toasty.
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
You should have some of these made with your headshot:
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You should have some of these made with your headshot:
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
In one month I’ll be 60.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In one month I’ll be 60.
I consider this my finest tweet
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I consider this my finest tweet
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Did you have this on 10?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did you have this on 10?
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
Hanging out at my mom’s.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hanging out at my mom’s.
Olive the tattoo vs Olive the cat.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Olive the tattoo vs Olive the cat.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
Throwback to the Shedd Giftshop. I really should have bought this hat.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Throwback to the Shedd Giftshop. I really should have bought this hat.
post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
post you from a different era