Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Before that, it was the Ford Probe.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Before that, it was the Ford Probe.
I just rewatched Generation Kill. This sucks.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I just rewatched Generation Kill. This sucks.
Was that the first game after they fired Todd Haley? My band was playing the HyVee Hot Zone that Sunday.
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Was that the first game after they fired Todd Haley? My band was playing the HyVee Hot Zone that Sunday.
Is our new dad Andrew Weissmann?
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Is our new dad Andrew Weissmann?
He was also, despite all of his denials, consuming steroids at an alarming rate.
His nuts must be the size of dried currants.
His nuts must be the size of dried currants.
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He was also, despite all of his denials, consuming steroids at an alarming rate.
His nuts must be the size of dried currants.
His nuts must be the size of dried currants.
Do executive orders have to be rescinded individually, or can you do one that invalidates them all?
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do executive orders have to be rescinded individually, or can you do one that invalidates them all?
This Keef is also infused with Cannabis. Also bourbon, nicotine and heroin.
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This Keef is also infused with Cannabis. Also bourbon, nicotine and heroin.
There's going to be a cottage industry around scraping his name off of places one of these days.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There's going to be a cottage industry around scraping his name off of places one of these days.
If you haven’t already, look at the scale settings under display and see if it’s set to 125%
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you haven’t already, look at the scale settings under display and see if it’s set to 125%
Guaranteed to fall off within 30 seconds.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Guaranteed to fall off within 30 seconds.
He looks better with some age on him.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
He looks better with some age on him.
My wife and I call that "Theory of the biggest Guest Star", honed from years of watching Law and Order.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My wife and I call that "Theory of the biggest Guest Star", honed from years of watching Law and Order.
Entirely reasonable.
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Entirely reasonable.