Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
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Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Look, I love Drag Race but I really was not expecting hairy ass during the runway.
Ewwwww.
Ewwwww.
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Time to share a random old pic.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
I'm guessing I'm about 25 here, camping with my two best friends.
It's starting to feel a little Christmassy up in here.
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's starting to feel a little Christmassy up in here.
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
youtu.be/9u6aGXVAuWw?...
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is my very handsome boy Magic. He’s a shy guy so I rarely get pictures of him.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
Please fawn over him appropriately.
This is Spinal Tap has been my favorite movie since I saw it first run in the balcony of the Varsity Theater in Lawrence in 1984.
This is just unfathomable.
This is just unfathomable.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is Spinal Tap has been my favorite movie since I saw it first run in the balcony of the Varsity Theater in Lawrence in 1984.
This is just unfathomable.
This is just unfathomable.
SHOTGUN!!
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
SHOTGUN!!
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kansas City Chiefs legend...Ron Jaworski?
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
Raul Malo had a voice for the ages. He could sing a sad song with the nest of them, but right now this feels right.
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
The Mavericks - Dance The Night Away (The Prince's Trust Party In The Park 1998)
YouTube video by King's Trust Music
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Raul Malo had a voice for the ages. He could sing a sad song with the nest of them, but right now this feels right.
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
youtu.be/q4fskhYudCY?...
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
My dad loved instrumental music, it's one of the things he passed down to me. Please enjoy all 8 minuts of Melting Pot, by Booker T and the MG's and enjoy the genius of Steve Cropper. May his memory be a blessing.
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My dad loved instrumental music, it's one of the things he passed down to me. Please enjoy all 8 minuts of Melting Pot, by Booker T and the MG's and enjoy the genius of Steve Cropper. May his memory be a blessing.
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
youtu.be/wPAwForZRGA?...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
5 concerts I’ve seen
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Marty Stuart
Rancid/Bad Religion
Dwight Yoakum and Willie Nelson
Nelly Furtado
The Pogues
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
Senses Fail
SeeYouSpaceCowboy
My Chemical Romance
Taking Back Sunday
Better Lovers
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
Social Distortion
Junior Brown
Reverend Horton Heat
Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys
Los Straitjackets
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
In one month I’ll be 60.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In one month I’ll be 60.
I consider this my finest tweet
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I consider this my finest tweet
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
My tik tok streak with my daughter just hit 300 days, so I’m apparently killing this parenting gig.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My tik tok streak with my daughter just hit 300 days, so I’m apparently killing this parenting gig.
Goodbye Green Bean Casserole. I will miss finishing the fried onions my mom didn’t use.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Goodbye Green Bean Casserole. I will miss finishing the fried onions my mom didn’t use.
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
All the dude ever wanted was his rug back, man. It really tied the room together.
a man in a robe sits on a toilet in a bathroom with a floral wallpaper
ALT: a man in a robe sits on a toilet in a bathroom with a floral wallpaper
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All the dude ever wanted was his rug back, man. It really tied the room together.
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
Tattaglia's a pimp, he never could have out-fought Santino... but I didn't know until this day... it was Barzini all along, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Tattaglia's a pimp, he never could have out-fought Santino... but I didn't know until this day... it was Barzini all along, Charlie Brown.
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
This screams maître d at a suburban French Bistro in a converted Hardees where everything is microwaved.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This screams maître d at a suburban French Bistro in a converted Hardees where everything is microwaved.
On the Durango to Silverton Mountain Gauge Railroad. I got food poisoning the night before but didn't want to miss this part of the trip. I puked down several switchbacks in the outdoor observation car.
0 stars. Do not recommend
0 stars. Do not recommend
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
On the Durango to Silverton Mountain Gauge Railroad. I got food poisoning the night before but didn't want to miss this part of the trip. I puked down several switchbacks in the outdoor observation car.
0 stars. Do not recommend
0 stars. Do not recommend