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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 15h

maybe ur right. i think if we've yet to produce true congenital cocogoons there is at least a media apparatus fertile for their arrival

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 17h

20 is way too long. it's <5 if we're not already there. gooncave, sissy/hypno & gen AI porn are already phenomenological experiences analogous to cocomelon.

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 23h

sorry if I'm a little strange and awkward

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rockjoint.bsky.social @rockjoint.bsky.social · 2d

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 2d

guitar and power drill

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 2d

this is the graceless decade

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 2d

smell-o-vision is revolutionizing cinema. is smell-o-vision sentient? i left my wife for smell-o-vision.

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 2d

browser extension to replace the word "AI" with smell-o-vision on every page

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 3d

Hannah Monson, born October 1st 2005, willingly ended her qualia on April 31st 2079 surrounded by close friends and found family. Known professionally as @eacc_shrimpenhauer, Hannah worked tirelessly to advance the goals of omnicidal utilitarianism in all areas of life. She began her efforts at a young age, spending much of her gradeschool career purchasing adoptables on pillowfort.social for the purpose of ethically euthanizing them on her infamous "Two-Panel Put-Down" webcomic. In 2029 she joined the antinatalist faction of the Shrimp Welfare Project and, among other successes across her 40 year tenure, oversaw the sterilization of approximately 500,000,000 prawns, 360,000,000 shrimp, and roughly 120,000,000 other assorted decapods. She is survived by two faildaughters, a blood-boy, and Fluttershine Regalia—an mspaint sparkledog she'd recently adopted and hadn't had the time to dispose of. Her final message to the "10 billion hapless fuckwits who also populate this sick globe" was a simple one: "kill yourself." She will be missed.

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 4d

praise for the video work of @pepoeke.bsky.social; why my new daily driver OS is Butter Side Down; and why I had to talk to my therapist about solitaire

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weeklies #22 - pavlovian solitaire depression inception | friendmeat

the best operating system is Butter Side Down; praise for the video works of pepoeke; and why i had to talk to my therapist about solitaire this week.

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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 22d

I’m Not a Robot, a game about solving CAPTCHAs, is out now!

good luck :)

> neal.fun/not-a-robot/

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 6d

i think about it every day

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anders @pepoeke.bsky.social · 16d

no surprise

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 8d

Signing event

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supervixen @arkivisto.bsky.social · 9d

Waking up beside a corpse on the roof of a skyscraper and surrounded by sea of white dust, a concussed young wolf seeks answers from a strange voice in his head. Play now in your browser. brunnea.itch.io/ppm-act-0

PPM ACT 0 by brunnea

A TinyChoice text adventure

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friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 9d

the median american voter believes jon benet ramsey was a starchild who was assassinated to stop her from leaking jesus's extraterrestrial origins

friendmeat @friendmeat.org · 10d

on friendship and absolute contingency: my review of Since November by @marrowhyena.bsky.social; intellectualizing memes with the Institute of Network Cultures; and why doctors HATE this one WEIRD trick for dealing with suicidal ideation
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weeklies #21 - BLOCKED! | friendmeat

on friendship and absolute contingency: my review of Since November by BoringKeith; intellectualizing memes with the Institute of Network Cultures; and why doctors HATE this one WEIRD trick for dealin...

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