Frogue Prince 🏳️⚧️
@frogueprince.bsky.social
I was put on this earth to do two things:
•Mitigate suffering in all its forms
•Spread Joy
I like books, ttrpgs (specifically Pathfinder2e!), music, cooking, and making strange noises.
•Mitigate suffering in all its forms
•Spread Joy
I like books, ttrpgs (specifically Pathfinder2e!), music, cooking, and making strange noises.
Gingerbread Basque cheesecake. My whole house smells like a thirty dollar candle.
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gingerbread Basque cheesecake. My whole house smells like a thirty dollar candle.
Marriage is just finding someone who will YES AND with you off into the sunset.
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Marriage is just finding someone who will YES AND with you off into the sunset.
BellWitch and breakfast burritos.
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
BellWitch and breakfast burritos.
FLUTE GUY!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
FLUTE GUY!!!!
If you force me to look at your stupid spotify good boy list, then I hope you shit your pants this week.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you force me to look at your stupid spotify good boy list, then I hope you shit your pants this week.
Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
In the nightmare of mensis
Why don't you come to your senses
In the nightmare of mensis
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
In the nightmare of mensis
Why don't you come to your senses
In the nightmare of mensis
Bananas? You mean my vegan hotdogs?
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bananas? You mean my vegan hotdogs?
Watching Blue Velvet for the first time and it's like if The Far Side had more sex in it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching Blue Velvet for the first time and it's like if The Far Side had more sex in it.
Hey y'all just wanted to say the location feature is fake news. I am very Texas and all my commentary is red-blooded and American, not Russian. Yeehaw.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey y'all just wanted to say the location feature is fake news. I am very Texas and all my commentary is red-blooded and American, not Russian. Yeehaw.
You ever just paint up a cabbage to look like a 19th century banker before you eat it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You ever just paint up a cabbage to look like a 19th century banker before you eat it?
I can only afford three locos now. Thanks Obama.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I can only afford three locos now. Thanks Obama.
We need to get weirder with pizza toppings.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We need to get weirder with pizza toppings.
Remember kids, it is always morally correct to cropdust fascists.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Remember kids, it is always morally correct to cropdust fascists.
Wisdom teeth imply the existence of intelligence and charisma teeth.
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Wisdom teeth imply the existence of intelligence and charisma teeth.
Apologies are fine, but promises are better.
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Apologies are fine, but promises are better.
What if we brought back tarring and feathering a motherfucker?
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What if we brought back tarring and feathering a motherfucker?
Love without accountability is enablement. Anyway I'm off the the 'hate america' rally.
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Love without accountability is enablement. Anyway I'm off the the 'hate america' rally.
Reposted by Frogue Prince 🏳️⚧️
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October 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
If the Feds can cut off funding for cities because of their elected officials, then why can't we just withhold our taxes? Why should we be forced to bankroll fascism?
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If the Feds can cut off funding for cities because of their elected officials, then why can't we just withhold our taxes? Why should we be forced to bankroll fascism?
This hangs in my guest bathroom
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This hangs in my guest bathroom
Gotta make the most with a busted canvas
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gotta make the most with a busted canvas
I'm telling you guys it's not a frog suit. That there is a real damn frog and they're bringing some old testament shit with em.
October 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm telling you guys it's not a frog suit. That there is a real damn frog and they're bringing some old testament shit with em.
At the risk of sounding like a wretched pervert, I can't wait to kiss my spouse on the forehead when she gets home. We may even make eye contact and share a tender embrace.
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
At the risk of sounding like a wretched pervert, I can't wait to kiss my spouse on the forehead when she gets home. We may even make eye contact and share a tender embrace.