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Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Horse eating spaghetti through the window sure why not.
I've been testing out some of my former tweets here. Results inconclusive. Negative outlook for becoming a different kind of gay guy on this site.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I've been testing out some of my former tweets here. Results inconclusive. Negative outlook for becoming a different kind of gay guy on this site.
What if, like Britney Spears, all I long for is to be held in a pool by Bill de Blasio
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What if, like Britney Spears, all I long for is to be held in a pool by Bill de Blasio
We need to consider the terrifying possibility that Bill de Blasio currently has a "revenge body"
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We need to consider the terrifying possibility that Bill de Blasio currently has a "revenge body"
If you're a straight person on Twitter, which I'm not sure if we don't talk about here, you can earn viral fame by tweeting something desperately unfunny about "beers," drinking at the airport, or ideally, "airport beers"
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If you're a straight person on Twitter, which I'm not sure if we don't talk about here, you can earn viral fame by tweeting something desperately unfunny about "beers," drinking at the airport, or ideally, "airport beers"
Every day I beat a former Pete's Candy Store rival at LinkedIn Games is a day I earn my place on this unhappy planet
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every day I beat a former Pete's Candy Store rival at LinkedIn Games is a day I earn my place on this unhappy planet
Someone on here said that sticking with Twitter is like if Der Sturmer had a really good crossword… but like… it does…
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Someone on here said that sticking with Twitter is like if Der Sturmer had a really good crossword… but like… it does…
really coming down out there... not!!!!
June 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
really coming down out there... not!!!!
Some say that Jia Zhangke's films' true subject is the nature of time. But they are wrong. His films' subject is wigs.
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Some say that Jia Zhangke's films' true subject is the nature of time. But they are wrong. His films' subject is wigs.
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Nw. Took my Iranian grandfather to see this in the theater & toward the end I looked over at him & he had the most confused look on his face & when it was over he didn’t say a word to anyone in the car & went right to bed when we got home. Congo irreparably damaged our relationship. Two thumbs up
March 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Nw. Took my Iranian grandfather to see this in the theater & toward the end I looked over at him & he had the most confused look on his face & when it was over he didn’t say a word to anyone in the car & went right to bed when we got home. Congo irreparably damaged our relationship. Two thumbs up
Herr Professordoktor Tooze only posts here now and that may be what finally moves me to this site. No offense intended, you guys are nice. But nice is not my thing.
February 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Herr Professordoktor Tooze only posts here now and that may be what finally moves me to this site. No offense intended, you guys are nice. But nice is not my thing.
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Listening to my friends argue about if there’s a new Hess truck every year
November 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Listening to my friends argue about if there’s a new Hess truck every year
You better not be a cunty Jack o lantern when I get there
October 22, 2023 at 2:42 PM
You better not be a cunty Jack o lantern when I get there
Got an email from “Dr. Wig…” who I assume is a Roberta Bobby character
August 25, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Got an email from “Dr. Wig…” who I assume is a Roberta Bobby character
Fighting the urge to reread all the Akira comics. Not sure why I’m posting here and not elsewhere
July 12, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Fighting the urge to reread all the Akira comics. Not sure why I’m posting here and not elsewhere
And Just Like that confirms what we’ve long known: Charlotte got the gorilla grip
July 6, 2023 at 10:00 PM
And Just Like that confirms what we’ve long known: Charlotte got the gorilla grip
Corny ppl at work talking about trying to get invited here… gonna be bad soon
July 5, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Corny ppl at work talking about trying to get invited here… gonna be bad soon
Comedians ‘N’ (Rupi) Kaur Getting Coffee
July 3, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Comedians ‘N’ (Rupi) Kaur Getting Coffee
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removing the green plastic penis from my flonase bottle cracking the lid and taking a little sip of that nasty juice inside
July 1, 2023 at 12:17 AM
removing the green plastic penis from my flonase bottle cracking the lid and taking a little sip of that nasty juice inside
Working on a dramedy set at the Academy Motion Picture Home for aging actors and calling it Getting Entourage
July 1, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Working on a dramedy set at the Academy Motion Picture Home for aging actors and calling it Getting Entourage
Welcome to BlueSky. I’m the first gay guy here to be a little bit homophobic. All the rest of you have to get a new gig
July 1, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Welcome to BlueSky. I’m the first gay guy here to be a little bit homophobic. All the rest of you have to get a new gig
Murdered by a werebear last night in my video game… happy pride
June 27, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Murdered by a werebear last night in my video game… happy pride
Checking my works comp docs to see if I still qualify for my bonus while in a coma
June 27, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Checking my works comp docs to see if I still qualify for my bonus while in a coma
My work laptop is 2 years older than my tenure at my job and this bitch is even more ready to quit than me
June 27, 2023 at 2:51 PM
My work laptop is 2 years older than my tenure at my job and this bitch is even more ready to quit than me