The fake Michael Bertrand
@fruvous73.bsky.social
A very strange man who writes things. VFS alum (Writing for TV and Film program), thinker, philosopher, comedy writer, academically gifted, socially retarded, lover of long lists of adjectives, and the only rationalist materialist mystic poet in the world.
And caution isn't a choice.
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And caution isn't a choice.
I had every issue of this when I was a kid in the 80's. I read it over and over because by the time I finished the final volume, the first one seemed new to me again.
As a result, I know a lot of Marvel trivia.... as long as there's no questions about stuff after around 1990. :P
As a result, I know a lot of Marvel trivia.... as long as there's no questions about stuff after around 1990. :P
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I had every issue of this when I was a kid in the 80's. I read it over and over because by the time I finished the final volume, the first one seemed new to me again.
As a result, I know a lot of Marvel trivia.... as long as there's no questions about stuff after around 1990. :P
As a result, I know a lot of Marvel trivia.... as long as there's no questions about stuff after around 1990. :P
I haven't but only due to poverty. :P
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I haven't but only due to poverty. :P
Can someone translate this into Canadian for me? :)
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can someone translate this into Canadian for me? :)
0. Forgive yourself for not playing everything you buy. Do not feel guilty about it. Recognize that buying more than you can handle is a consumerist trap that happens when the pleasure of acquiring things outpaces their utility. Repeat : I am never going to read/play/watch this. Let it go.
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
0. Forgive yourself for not playing everything you buy. Do not feel guilty about it. Recognize that buying more than you can handle is a consumerist trap that happens when the pleasure of acquiring things outpaces their utility. Repeat : I am never going to read/play/watch this. Let it go.
Because.... you're really not supposed to kill people.
His light sentence is inexcusable tho.
His light sentence is inexcusable tho.
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Because.... you're really not supposed to kill people.
His light sentence is inexcusable tho.
His light sentence is inexcusable tho.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I ponder just how complicated an issue species prejudice or "speciesism" would be.
I mean, we go crazy about members of our own species who just have different melanin levels.
I mean, we go crazy about members of our own species who just have different melanin levels.
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I ponder just how complicated an issue species prejudice or "speciesism" would be.
I mean, we go crazy about members of our own species who just have different melanin levels.
I mean, we go crazy about members of our own species who just have different melanin levels.
And they weren't before they went to the White House.
Trump is not just insane, he's also a carrier.
Trump is not just insane, he's also a carrier.
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And they weren't before they went to the White House.
Trump is not just insane, he's also a carrier.
Trump is not just insane, he's also a carrier.
Dunno what a Bk is but I love sorting things too.
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Dunno what a Bk is but I love sorting things too.
Then VOLTRON appears! And he brought two ANGELS from Neon Genesis Evangelion! And who's that? It's the LUCK DRAGON from Neverending Story! And he brought FIN FANG FOOM and SMAUG! And then...
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Then VOLTRON appears! And he brought two ANGELS from Neon Genesis Evangelion! And who's that? It's the LUCK DRAGON from Neverending Story! And he brought FIN FANG FOOM and SMAUG! And then...
Awwwww what a lil cutie!!
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Awwwww what a lil cutie!!
It ain't gonna work. The military hates him, and you can't have fascism if you don't control the military.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It ain't gonna work. The military hates him, and you can't have fascism if you don't control the military.
And try to hear what people are really saying.
Sometimes the worst things are said by people who are in a lot of pain and lashing out.
Maybe they need help.
Sometimes the worst things are said by people who are in a lot of pain and lashing out.
Maybe they need help.
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
And try to hear what people are really saying.
Sometimes the worst things are said by people who are in a lot of pain and lashing out.
Maybe they need help.
Sometimes the worst things are said by people who are in a lot of pain and lashing out.
Maybe they need help.
I learned what bastards they were when I was living in Portland, OR in the 90's.
But now I have a $25 Starbucks gift card.
So I feel conflicted.
But now I have a $25 Starbucks gift card.
So I feel conflicted.
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I learned what bastards they were when I was living in Portland, OR in the 90's.
But now I have a $25 Starbucks gift card.
So I feel conflicted.
But now I have a $25 Starbucks gift card.
So I feel conflicted.
I'm very sound sensitive myself and I HATE ANY SUDDEN LOUDNESS. Why can't they make a TV that evens that shit out? Call it volume compression. A computer chip could do that in realtime without any lag.
DO NOT STARTLE ME WITH LOUDNESS.
It makes me a very snarly fox. :P
DO NOT STARTLE ME WITH LOUDNESS.
It makes me a very snarly fox. :P
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm very sound sensitive myself and I HATE ANY SUDDEN LOUDNESS. Why can't they make a TV that evens that shit out? Call it volume compression. A computer chip could do that in realtime without any lag.
DO NOT STARTLE ME WITH LOUDNESS.
It makes me a very snarly fox. :P
DO NOT STARTLE ME WITH LOUDNESS.
It makes me a very snarly fox. :P