The fake Michael Bertrand
@fruvous73.bsky.social
A very strange man who writes things. VFS alum (Writing for TV and Film program), thinker, philosopher, comedy writer, academically gifted, socially retarded, lover of long lists of adjectives, and the only rationalist materialist mystic poet in the world.
Take a picture of a book you own and love, and post it.
No explanation or justification, just post it.
#booksky #books #literature #reading #readingisawesome
No explanation or justification, just post it.
#booksky #books #literature #reading #readingisawesome
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Take a picture of a book you own and love, and post it.
No explanation or justification, just post it.
#booksky #books #literature #reading #readingisawesome
No explanation or justification, just post it.
#booksky #books #literature #reading #readingisawesome
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The Beaverton's DUMB WEEK cannot be stopped!
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Beaverton's DUMB WEEK cannot be stopped!
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I often like to imagine what sort of different cultural rules different species would have throughout the ages in an anthropomorphic world. Like for canines... would constant wild wagging be seen as "puppy behavior" and is only encouraged in appropriate settings..things like that haha xD
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I often like to imagine what sort of different cultural rules different species would have throughout the ages in an anthropomorphic world. Like for canines... would constant wild wagging be seen as "puppy behavior" and is only encouraged in appropriate settings..things like that haha xD
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Had nightmare last night that I spent $440 at Costco and went in the hole again, because "I can just pay it back on the first!" And woke up this morning w/deep feeling of dread 😆. The relief was palpable. These are like the nightmares I'd have about eating bread when I was doing low carb in my 20s.
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Had nightmare last night that I spent $440 at Costco and went in the hole again, because "I can just pay it back on the first!" And woke up this morning w/deep feeling of dread 😆. The relief was palpable. These are like the nightmares I'd have about eating bread when I was doing low carb in my 20s.
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Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
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Does anyone else constantly yell WHY IS THE TV SO LOUD.
I have always been sound sensitive, but now I want silence.
I have always been sound sensitive, but now I want silence.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does anyone else constantly yell WHY IS THE TV SO LOUD.
I have always been sound sensitive, but now I want silence.
I have always been sound sensitive, but now I want silence.
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I just hit a parent milestone 😭
My son just hit me with the "I can't pause the game right now" 😭😭😭💔
My son just hit me with the "I can't pause the game right now" 😭😭😭💔
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I just hit a parent milestone 😭
My son just hit me with the "I can't pause the game right now" 😭😭😭💔
My son just hit me with the "I can't pause the game right now" 😭😭😭💔
It's not molestation. It's not sexual abuse. It's not a "bad touch". It's not having a "funny uncle".
It's CHILD RAPE.
Call it what it is.
It's CHILD RAPE.
Call it what it is.
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's not molestation. It's not sexual abuse. It's not a "bad touch". It's not having a "funny uncle".
It's CHILD RAPE.
Call it what it is.
It's CHILD RAPE.
Call it what it is.
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Using shallots instead of onion because I'm fancy af
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Using shallots instead of onion because I'm fancy af
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I'm feeling very annoyed that every recipe now is brown butter... get over yourselves.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm feeling very annoyed that every recipe now is brown butter... get over yourselves.
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If we let him call it TrumpCare, I'm pretty sure Donald Trump would do single payer.
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If we let him call it TrumpCare, I'm pretty sure Donald Trump would do single payer.
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Everything that makes America Great
Is despised by Republicans
Is despised by Republicans
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Everything that makes America Great
Is despised by Republicans
Is despised by Republicans
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Zeus could seduce so many women by showing up as a sad bedraggled cat outside their door and meowing sadly.
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Zeus could seduce so many women by showing up as a sad bedraggled cat outside their door and meowing sadly.
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Saw Muppet Christmas Carol in the cinema today and cried about the homeless rabbit sleeping on the street. As I grow older I am less and less able to tolerate realistic cruelty. this is a threat
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Saw Muppet Christmas Carol in the cinema today and cried about the homeless rabbit sleeping on the street. As I grow older I am less and less able to tolerate realistic cruelty. this is a threat
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‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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I think it’s really important that when a game goes from fun daily tasks to actively becoming a chore to you that that’s when it’s time to drop those games
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think it’s really important that when a game goes from fun daily tasks to actively becoming a chore to you that that’s when it’s time to drop those games
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
And for me, Star Rail and ZZZ have definitely reached that point so I’m going to stop playing them now, cause I’m not enjoying them anymore
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My friend just rescued a cat who had been in a hoarder’s house and then in a shelter’s cage for five months. Came home today.
I haven’t wanted to hug something more in my entire life than I want to hug Bob.
I haven’t wanted to hug something more in my entire life than I want to hug Bob.
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My friend just rescued a cat who had been in a hoarder’s house and then in a shelter’s cage for five months. Came home today.
I haven’t wanted to hug something more in my entire life than I want to hug Bob.
I haven’t wanted to hug something more in my entire life than I want to hug Bob.