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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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then die
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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freeform sucks ass and wouldnt let me align stuff at all but you see the vision
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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“oh my god. the zeonic cloning technology is almost perfect, not even i, amuro ray, can tell us apart”
June 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
im still alive, disappeared for a few days bc school's starting back up, and i had to adjust to the trauma of socializing. in other news, i make music, follow my bandcamp and soundcloud in my bio :3 (no songs released just yet </3)
February 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Im the mari
January 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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The tapeworm diet will help me fit through the keyhole of the old family manor.
January 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
drank water for the first time in 24 hours and i felt my kidneys reboot like windows vista
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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it's honestly kind of transphobic that pronouns are just silly little words but proverbs get to be whole ass sentences
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So, everyone was talking (and hopefully still talking) about elon doing THAT SALUTE, at the inauguration, but they always seem to use the image on the left when discussing it. So just for everyone's reference, on the right here's the second one he did, i'd love to see someone defend that.
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Gritty continues to be a real one
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Getting back into rhythm games has been interesting. I remembered why i stopped, and now that i've pushed through that difficulty i've figured out why i love them :>
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
this is me by the way, so if you're ever mean to me, just know this is who you're being mean to
January 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
BPD is so silly, bc I'll be like, chilling with a friend, playing videogames and stuff, and then they'll want to leave to do smth else. So in response I ghost them for 6 months :3
January 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Girlfriend just threw a BLÅHAJ and told me to make her a sandwich /lh
January 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
and you're not
January 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Im the mari
January 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM