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FUgly the KlowN
@fuglytheklown.bsky.social
Bastard spawn of #GloriaSteinem & #TonyClifton

World’s only #Prozac -snorting klown. Also suffers from #coulrophobia, goddammit.

Life is a sick joke and death is the punchline.
Or some such sh*t.

Make America Trumpless Again

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Hello, goddammit.

Put a REAL klown in the Sh*t House. Vote for my polka-dotted ass in 2028. If elected, I promise to put a rubber chicken in every pot. Or some such sh*t.

* denotes “radical” vowel as per the United States Cult Leader-elect

#FUGlyTheKlowN #2028election #TrumpClown #MAGAcult
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This is what we all should remember.
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This f*cking place is even deader than Facebook, and F*ckbook is 6 feet under. I guess that makes Bluesky 12 feet under. Or some such sh*t.

I may as well go back to MySpace. Or some such space.

See you in Hell and/Or Cleveland, Mississippi.

* denotes “radical Left wing vowel” as per Drumpf
January 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
December 28, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
theonion.com/emotionally-...
December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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From cozying up to dictators like Putin to switching positions and parties as soon as it's politically advantageous, the only quality of Tulsi Gabbard's you can rely on is her selfish thirst for power. That makes her a very dangerous pick to lead our national intelligence.
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Hello, goddammit.

Put a REAL klown in the Sh*t House. Vote for my polka-dotted ass in 2028. If elected, I promise to put a rubber chicken in every pot. Or some such sh*t.

* denotes “radical” vowel as per the United States Cult Leader-elect

#FUGlyTheKlowN #2028election #TrumpClown #MAGAcult
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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100% accurate.
December 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network

A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
YouTube video by The Onion
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December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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If you want to know how Pete Hegseth runs an organization, it's right here: rampant sexual harassment, constant drunkenness, and completely incompetent leadership. And Trump wants him in charge of the Pentagon. on.msnbc.com/3Zxjtgp
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s choice to lead the Defense Department, faces brutal new allegations
A new report characterizes Pete Hegseth as a predatory racist with a substance abuse problem who badly mismanaged the only two organizations he ever led.
www.msnbc.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Imposter syndrome… never heard of it

November 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Rick Smith warns: Project 2025 is the right-wing machine’s blueprint for dismantling agencies & weaponizing disinformation. Will the media step up or bow to access politics? Watch the Rick Smith Show @FreeSpeechTV. #Project2025 #RickSmithShow #MediaMatters #Democracy
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Is God pro-life?
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
theonion.com/american-exp...
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Hello, goddammit. Vote for my polka-dotted ass and put a REAL f*cking klown in the White House. I’ve been running on the Furniture Throwing Party ticket since 2000, when @joelachenbach.bsky.social of #WaPo stalked me at the DNC in LaLa Land. Or some such sh*t.
www.washingtonpost.com/archive/busi...
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM