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fumblebee.bsky.social
Clout Computing Services
@fumblebee.bsky.social
Turkeys are the worst birds.

Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
This one’s a bot. Literally pretty sure it likes my posts exactly 500ms before I hit send
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In the style of @floregonian.com

You spent a long day hunched over a soldering bench with me. We just got back to my pad. This is what we’re getting
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Here are a few more more from the past couple days! Pardon me as I’m going through a deep clean
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Oh hey yeah look, subtle clusters up against Lebanon, Gaza, and a Hazafon hook around the West Bank.
I say this not to suggest ignorance, but I actually just assume most people have this blind spot. Look into the history of Bar’am. It’s a unique case.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Y’see Whitney’s mom gave birth on May 4th. Whitney’s biological aunt gave birth on May 3rd. The sisters moved their litters together into one big super litter. Whitney and Eli were raised with many siblings and cousins.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
But you, you pointed out to me early that Eli had a bowl cut
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Whitney right now
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
No but you can probably guess which one is Whitney
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Make Cancer
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Quote with your art with horns
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I gotta say, I usually let spiders stay (hence why the bathroom ones almost always immediately starve)

And I don’t mean to body shame

But I was an arachnophobe as a child and I still don’t particularly love a spider so spindly sitting directly above me when I’m on the shitter
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Good luck 🫡. We have contact
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Did he say the word, Bart
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Charloh this has been in my bio since early Bluesky. It’s not seasonal. It’s a crusade.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
No you’re not the bastard pocketed one
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Did you see this one? I both hate and love this one
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@scribblegurl.bsky.social I want you to no this made me smile all goofy like
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Oh no we know exactly where they are they’re just… inaccessible. I’m sorry please don’t be mad”

Y’all they showed me where they were and… it’s really hard for most people to enrage me, and they should’ve known that! But

They got really confused when I responded by doubling over in laughter
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM