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I just listened to the weekly Trials and Tribulations of the Trump Administration Lawfare Daily. Can’t wait for the next. They already had a very, very low opinion of her

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 7h

Filling out the consent form to get Whitney fixed when she runs across the keyboard.
“You are not a Lannister Lion. No incest kittens.”

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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not saying they’re Nazis. I’m saying being a Nazi isn’t a deal-breaker for them. I’m saying at a minimum they’re Good Germans.

RIDGE @1av8ter.bsky.social · 1d

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

Brooke, every time I lend my car to my dad I take psychic damage.
There’s this radio station in NYC that has hosts shows by Sliwa, Giuliani, and Anthony Weiner.

When I get it back that’s what I hear. Hes not political like that… but he’s lost his car privileges because of the psychic damage

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

He is still very much the red beret fascist dude though

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

So one of two things happened here:
1) Colombia won’t be a party to an invasion of Venezuela by permitting the US to use its territory, waters, or air space in connection with hostile action.
2) he has finalized war plans with Venezuela and looking at his next target

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

The president of Columbia is Claire Shipman

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

Whhaaaaaat that’s the third thing I knew about him about seven years ago.

The second thing was that he was running for mayor.

The first was that he was being attacked for having 13 cats in his one bedroom apartment

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

I know what work looks like for some of those guys.

I’d take a pay cut to *not* do that. Won’t take one to do that.

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 1d

Ad: “Hourly Amazon employees earn an average of X $ an hour” <end of ad>

Me: okay so the ad god is not omniscient

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d

[returning from time travel]

“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”

-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!

“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”

-the what?

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately when I looked up my city’s No Kings after the fact my face appeared almost instantly.

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

I can give you a video of a tyrannosaurus twerking.

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

I’m like “yay no big accounts follow me.
Humanity is only mostly irredeemable

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

I did too! I was really jealous of the cool person in inflatable garb doing the ElephAntifa

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

Oh boy I seem to be following a lot of people to a second location

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The FumbleZomBee @fumblebee.bsky.social · 2d

Declare a new Avignon papacy

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