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Turkeys are the worst birds.
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Mom, frustrated with kitten chaos: “you need to do better”
*tries to open the door of the room I just locked Whitney in*
*struggles to keep her in. Does admirably. Fails.*
Me: “yup. See?”
*tries to open the door of the room I just locked Whitney in*
*struggles to keep her in. Does admirably. Fails.*
Me: “yup. See?”
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mom, frustrated with kitten chaos: “you need to do better”
*tries to open the door of the room I just locked Whitney in*
*struggles to keep her in. Does admirably. Fails.*
Me: “yup. See?”
*tries to open the door of the room I just locked Whitney in*
*struggles to keep her in. Does admirably. Fails.*
Me: “yup. See?”
Eli: “you know it’s been a while since”
Me: “oh no”
Eli: “I headbutted”
Mr: “no please it hurts”
Eli: “you”
Me:”no no it’s bleeding”
Eli, charging; “your face@
Me: “oh no”
Eli: “I headbutted”
Mr: “no please it hurts”
Eli: “you”
Me:”no no it’s bleeding”
Eli, charging; “your face@
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Eli: “you know it’s been a while since”
Me: “oh no”
Eli: “I headbutted”
Mr: “no please it hurts”
Eli: “you”
Me:”no no it’s bleeding”
Eli, charging; “your face@
Me: “oh no”
Eli: “I headbutted”
Mr: “no please it hurts”
Eli: “you”
Me:”no no it’s bleeding”
Eli, charging; “your face@
I’m not sure if I kicked a wasps nest, but here’s what I’d actually want to hear from communists. Whats the framework, where are the safeguards, how are we taking care of people?
What I don’t want: “pay no attention to the Uighurs”
What I don’t want: “pay no attention to the Uighurs”
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I’m not sure if I kicked a wasps nest, but here’s what I’d actually want to hear from communists. Whats the framework, where are the safeguards, how are we taking care of people?
What I don’t want: “pay no attention to the Uighurs”
What I don’t want: “pay no attention to the Uighurs”
Look I’m really open to there being very solid arguments for communism and one of the smartest dudes I’ve ever met is a communist and if I was still in touch Id just ask him questions but
Every online communist counterpoint I see leaves blind spots one could drive a truck through.
Every online communist counterpoint I see leaves blind spots one could drive a truck through.
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Look I’m really open to there being very solid arguments for communism and one of the smartest dudes I’ve ever met is a communist and if I was still in touch Id just ask him questions but
Every online communist counterpoint I see leaves blind spots one could drive a truck through.
Every online communist counterpoint I see leaves blind spots one could drive a truck through.
I’m working on a project in my bedroom that requires I move shit around and
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m working on a project in my bedroom that requires I move shit around and
The kittens went to the cat sitting branch of the family this weekend.
The little ones gave em hell.
The little ones gave em hell.
Great: they seriously wondered if they could’ve escaped through the chimney, and there seems to have been a suggestion my uncle, whose qualifications include ice skating in a big red puffy suit, investigate the possibility from inside the chimney
Apparently in pursuit of Santa Claws
Apparently in pursuit of Santa Claws
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The kittens went to the cat sitting branch of the family this weekend.
The little ones gave em hell.
The little ones gave em hell.
The kittens spent my birthday weekend with my uncle, aunt, and 10yo cousin.
Aaaand apparently they couldn’t find them on Sunday night and were super worried about escape. I get the fear, to be sure, but what happens next is great.
Aaaand apparently they couldn’t find them on Sunday night and were super worried about escape. I get the fear, to be sure, but what happens next is great.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The kittens spent my birthday weekend with my uncle, aunt, and 10yo cousin.
Aaaand apparently they couldn’t find them on Sunday night and were super worried about escape. I get the fear, to be sure, but what happens next is great.
Aaaand apparently they couldn’t find them on Sunday night and were super worried about escape. I get the fear, to be sure, but what happens next is great.
You will be visited by three mousekateers
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You will be visited by three mousekateers
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
Death crab for cutie
I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Death crab for cutie
We are rapidly approaching the day when I don’t have “the kittens”, and instead I have “the cotton gin twins”
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
We are rapidly approaching the day when I don’t have “the kittens”, and instead I have “the cotton gin twins”
I am drunk. The kittens aren’t here. I’m sad about it. There are projects around the apartment that need attention. *power drill buzzes* let’s see what happens
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am drunk. The kittens aren’t here. I’m sad about it. There are projects around the apartment that need attention. *power drill buzzes* let’s see what happens
Lmaoooo the Cuellar thing actually answered a question I had.
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Lmaoooo the Cuellar thing actually answered a question I had.
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
I was talking to my brother earlier (who I love dearly and gave me an amazing birthday weekend) and we talked and he’s like “yeah uses the pardons as leverage” and I responded “but… if he wanted leverage he’d still be holding the pardon”
My brother who already won the birthday gift-giving game, sealed his dominance and flourished with an Obi Wan “don’t try it”
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My brother who already won the birthday gift-giving game, sealed his dominance and flourished with an Obi Wan “don’t try it”
The US is pretty seriously signaling that in any French Revolution analog, it sides with the Kaisers, Czars, and Archdukes.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The US is pretty seriously signaling that in any French Revolution analog, it sides with the Kaisers, Czars, and Archdukes.
I just saw first hand that the social anxiety that leads me to refuse to share my location with anyone on Find My is entirely valid.
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just saw first hand that the social anxiety that leads me to refuse to share my location with anyone on Find My is entirely valid.
One of my main problems is I talk more than I need to and say something I didn’t need to that I realize can be read in a way I didn’t mean.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
One of my main problems is I talk more than I need to and say something I didn’t need to that I realize can be read in a way I didn’t mean.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
And then I talk more trying to make it better, when the talking was the problem.
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This should not be a thing.
Netflix has acquired Warner Bros.
On one hand, to me, this signals Netflix’s entry into the theatrical space (I genuinely feel they took that “movies shouldn’t get Oscar’s if they aren’t in theaters” comment personal).
On the other, Netflix will inherit/absorb WB’s properties, like DC & HBOMax
On one hand, to me, this signals Netflix’s entry into the theatrical space (I genuinely feel they took that “movies shouldn’t get Oscar’s if they aren’t in theaters” comment personal).
On the other, Netflix will inherit/absorb WB’s properties, like DC & HBOMax
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This should not be a thing.
Dear NYT,
No.
Hope this helps
No.
Hope this helps
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Dear NYT,
No.
Hope this helps
No.
Hope this helps
You’ve just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Piplup yesssssss
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Piplup yesssssss
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You’ve just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you
About to check, there’s a 40% chance it’s a kitten and a 40% chance it’s covered by my NDA. The overlap is surprising aaaaand drumroll
1-5 were subway signs. 7-9 were a hawk I saw today. 6 is fucking redacted.
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I regret nothing...wait everything.
“You can’t speed up this train”
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“You can’t speed up this train”
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
Bet.
“But you can speed up compliance”
If you want to make me comply, you have to catch the train first.
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You can’t just put this here an engineer might see it
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.