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Turkeys are the worst birds.
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Many Words McWoody Allen-looking mother fucker was kinda prone to barking at shadows tbh.
What’s worse, there were actual shadows in plain sight and he was better at barking at the washing machine.
What’s worse, there were actual shadows in plain sight and he was better at barking at the washing machine.
February 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Many Words McWoody Allen-looking mother fucker was kinda prone to barking at shadows tbh.
What’s worse, there were actual shadows in plain sight and he was better at barking at the washing machine.
What’s worse, there were actual shadows in plain sight and he was better at barking at the washing machine.
If just anyone can be a Venezuelan gang member, so can Pam Bondi.
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
If just anyone can be a Venezuelan gang member, so can Pam Bondi.
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One of our players was the proprietor of a tavern “the silver duck”
I spray painted on the jetty “the silver dock”
I tagged our boats floor “the silver deck”
Then I ran into a metallic construction, put myself on eye level with its junk, broke out the spray paint and
I spray painted on the jetty “the silver dock”
I tagged our boats floor “the silver deck”
Then I ran into a metallic construction, put myself on eye level with its junk, broke out the spray paint and
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
One of our players was the proprietor of a tavern “the silver duck”
I spray painted on the jetty “the silver dock”
I tagged our boats floor “the silver deck”
Then I ran into a metallic construction, put myself on eye level with its junk, broke out the spray paint and
I spray painted on the jetty “the silver dock”
I tagged our boats floor “the silver deck”
Then I ran into a metallic construction, put myself on eye level with its junk, broke out the spray paint and
I was playing a different system than D&D that demanded the GM prompt the players to add details to the word.
I was told to add a rule to the regatta. “Whoever wears the captain’s hat commands the boat”
I played a shadowmancer who could push myself or others through shadows.
I was told to add a rule to the regatta. “Whoever wears the captain’s hat commands the boat”
I played a shadowmancer who could push myself or others through shadows.
Tonight on D&D we had to dance battle some disco robots.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I was playing a different system than D&D that demanded the GM prompt the players to add details to the word.
I was told to add a rule to the regatta. “Whoever wears the captain’s hat commands the boat”
I played a shadowmancer who could push myself or others through shadows.
I was told to add a rule to the regatta. “Whoever wears the captain’s hat commands the boat”
I played a shadowmancer who could push myself or others through shadows.
Sometimes I look at Eli and I’m just like “that guy needs me to play with him” and then I pick up a toy and Whitney rushes in and Eli goes “I’m not getting in the way of that” and I’m like DUDE THIS IS FOR YOU AND YOURE LIKE 30% BIGGER THAN YOUR SISTER
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes I look at Eli and I’m just like “that guy needs me to play with him” and then I pick up a toy and Whitney rushes in and Eli goes “I’m not getting in the way of that” and I’m like DUDE THIS IS FOR YOU AND YOURE LIKE 30% BIGGER THAN YOUR SISTER
This is who runs this account
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This is who runs this account
My brother: “I’ll take this Pokemon” (traumatized daschund)
Me, Gary fucking oak: “haha I will raise two rambunctious kittens”
Me, Gary fucking oak: “haha I will raise two rambunctious kittens”
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My brother: “I’ll take this Pokemon” (traumatized daschund)
Me, Gary fucking oak: “haha I will raise two rambunctious kittens”
Me, Gary fucking oak: “haha I will raise two rambunctious kittens”
Me: “so the doctor taped my stab wound closed”
Friend: “always impressed by the janky engineering applications of shit like tape”
Me: “right she used a Band Aid but that’s just branded tape”
Friend: “wait…. you’re right what the fuck”
Me: “I have tape one of my fingers together before”
Friend: “always impressed by the janky engineering applications of shit like tape”
Me: “right she used a Band Aid but that’s just branded tape”
Friend: “wait…. you’re right what the fuck”
Me: “I have tape one of my fingers together before”
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Me: “so the doctor taped my stab wound closed”
Friend: “always impressed by the janky engineering applications of shit like tape”
Me: “right she used a Band Aid but that’s just branded tape”
Friend: “wait…. you’re right what the fuck”
Me: “I have tape one of my fingers together before”
Friend: “always impressed by the janky engineering applications of shit like tape”
Me: “right she used a Band Aid but that’s just branded tape”
Friend: “wait…. you’re right what the fuck”
Me: “I have tape one of my fingers together before”
Oh shiiit I think the river froze?
January 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Oh shiiit I think the river froze?
The speed with which my brain went “tax breaks for new subscriptions” to thinking the entire way through that scenario to “wait shit never mind” was Olympic speed.
January 30, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The speed with which my brain went “tax breaks for new subscriptions” to thinking the entire way through that scenario to “wait shit never mind” was Olympic speed.
Sustainability reporter, Thanos the Mad Titan
New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Sustainability reporter, Thanos the Mad Titan
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Steven Miller has to go. Any reporter not asking about why he still has a job is failing at theirs.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Steven Miller has to go. Any reporter not asking about why he still has a job is failing at theirs.
Whitney came over and melted into me and omg I love the kittens
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Whitney came over and melted into me and omg I love the kittens
I have some thoughts in response to this dude:
1) good!
2) if you don’t want it to harden, remove it’s reason to exist an remove your fuckin Gestapo. It’ll go away.
1) good!
2) if you don’t want it to harden, remove it’s reason to exist an remove your fuckin Gestapo. It’ll go away.
So as someone who “actually *DID* conduct COIN at the battalion level, I have to speak on this because there’s so much bullshit here. Beyond all this being written by AI, there’s so much wrong here that I refuse to believe this guy is legit. Let’s make a thread.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I have some thoughts in response to this dude:
1) good!
2) if you don’t want it to harden, remove it’s reason to exist an remove your fuckin Gestapo. It’ll go away.
1) good!
2) if you don’t want it to harden, remove it’s reason to exist an remove your fuckin Gestapo. It’ll go away.
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on the New York Times editorials.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on trillian.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on AOL Instant Messenger.
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on the New York Times editorials.
These motherfuckers went hunting for their Kent State moment and then went “oh what the fuck how is this even less popular than Kent State”
January 27, 2026 at 4:25 AM
These motherfuckers went hunting for their Kent State moment and then went “oh what the fuck how is this even less popular than Kent State”
I called Murphy the second I saw the video. He has me telling what we need while on the edge of tears.
Won’t stop.
Won’t stop.
Keep calling senators and, importantly, do NOT STOP calling senators to tell them anything less than wholesale deballing of ICE, CPB and DHS would be an absolute betrayal of the entire country, not least the people those neo-nazi fucks have murdered, and all complicit will fucking well be primaried.
Majority of the country now wants to abolish and/or dismantle ICE and yet Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. told the caucus the message had to be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
Once again it looks like Schumer is about to choke after getting a massive opportunity.
So pathetic and weak.
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I called Murphy the second I saw the video. He has me telling what we need while on the edge of tears.
Won’t stop.
Won’t stop.
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Tinder.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the Jeremy Renner app
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on opendiary dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Tinder.
Oh totally. No one thinks this is over. And Homan is *awful*. But watching them scapegoat in a rather historical sense, one of their golden children, is delicious
If Stephen Miller is still in the White House, that means the white nationalist gameplan is still all systems GO.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Oh totally. No one thinks this is over. And Homan is *awful*. But watching them scapegoat in a rather historical sense, one of their golden children, is delicious
I have three new videos of Eli trying to fight me.
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I have three new videos of Eli trying to fight me.
My cat is trying work the door knob. He’s never done this before. He really wants to go out in the snow.
Buddy you don’t know what you’re asking for
Buddy you don’t know what you’re asking for
😭. I don’t wanna. But I am standing here outside in a t-shirt. Fuck it fine here goes
January 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My cat is trying work the door knob. He’s never done this before. He really wants to go out in the snow.
Buddy you don’t know what you’re asking for
Buddy you don’t know what you’re asking for
There is a 4 foot snow bank between me and my front door.
January 26, 2026 at 1:10 AM
There is a 4 foot snow bank between me and my front door.
I have a beautiful view, staring across the river at a city being blanketed in a layer of New England winter.
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I have a beautiful view, staring across the river at a city being blanketed in a layer of New England winter.
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Minneapolis is too good for us
Happening Now: Minnesota Protests Continue Into the Night Over the Killing of an American.
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Minneapolis is too good for us
I will vote for the next politician whos platform involves sending Stephen Miller to space without a suit.
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I will vote for the next politician whos platform involves sending Stephen Miller to space without a suit.