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Turkeys are the worst birds.
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Twitch: thefumblebee
I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
🎶 don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
That you don’t know what you got, ‘til it’s gone 🎶
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
On my drive to work there’s a mountain of crushed oyster shells.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
It was gone this morning leaving pink gravelly parking lot in its absence.
I started calling the little beast The Muppet. She was walking around awkwardly in skin that was too big for her. Like a loose felt skin.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I started calling the little beast The Muppet. She was walking around awkwardly in skin that was too big for her. Like a loose felt skin.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
Confirmed she was setting up for another growth spurt. Five months ago they weighed 1 lb in *total*. Now they’re almost cats.
“What’s vertical integration?”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“What’s vertical integration?”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
“Imagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer also owned the number one diarrhea medication”
“That’d be great because they could put little samples in each bag”
“Keep thinking”
Found a new sentence to scare my therapist
the gods still speak to those who listen
out of nowhere i started thinking about grilled cheese
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Found a new sentence to scare my therapist
Gonna need to get a little red wagon to post on wagon Wednesday.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Gonna need to get a little red wagon to post on wagon Wednesday.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
I will fill it with soil and plant things the kittens like. And I will plant my flag on the summit of the internet.
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A third thing happens:
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A third thing happens:
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
Republican Reps need to score wins outside the umbrella of Trump’s personal whims and agendas, because he just takes those away.
This comes in the form of idk, releasing documents that might put him way too close to pedophilia. Or hunting Hegseth for sport.
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On its surface it seems like wishful thinking, or at least would a month ago, but I think it’s a real explanation for certain trends.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
On its surface it seems like wishful thinking, or at least would a month ago, but I think it’s a real explanation for certain trends.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
Congressmen *need* pork more than the Big Bad Wolf.
And they’re not motivated by love for Trump, they’re motivated by self-preservation.
FUCK I released the magic smoke. Someone help me put it back.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FUCK I released the magic smoke. Someone help me put it back.
Me realizing I have exactly 1 coworkers number
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Me realizing I have exactly 1 coworkers number
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Not my boss, or another engineer. Just someone I think would make a great engineer
Furthermore it’s time we explore the idea that the Congressional majority morphed.
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
Do the vote. Either get Johnson on the record as guarding him or get all the other votes that guard him on the record. The prospect of advantage here may be slim, but what have you got to lose
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Furthermore it’s time we explore the idea that the Congressional majority morphed.
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I think a number of them are considering that maybe they don’t have to live under Trump’s thumb.
And if they’re just poking their heads out from under his hidey-hole, swing the axe
I am doing something very mean:
Being the first engineer in the office
Being the first engineer in the office
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I am doing something very mean:
Being the first engineer in the office
Being the first engineer in the office
Showed Whitney the end of a charger cable.
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Showed Whitney the end of a charger cable.
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
Whitney swatted at it furiously. Eli ran up excitedly.
Whitney abruptly turned and swatted his face like he was the charger cable
What the hell is wrong with me my friends say I should act my age
Nobody likes you when you’re 33
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
What the hell is wrong with me my friends say I should act my age
This one’s a bot. Literally pretty sure it likes my posts exactly 500ms before I hit send
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
This one’s a bot. Literally pretty sure it likes my posts exactly 500ms before I hit send
Nobody likes you when you’re 33
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nobody likes you when you’re 33
Hey do you know what happened on March 17, 1808
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I know you think he’s gross but this one might interest you about Napoleon
(Spoilers: he’s very gross)
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I know you think he’s gross but this one might interest you about Napoleon
(Spoilers: he’s very gross)
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Hey do you know what happened on March 17, 1808
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I know you think he’s gross but this one might interest you about Napoleon
(Spoilers: he’s very gross)
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I know you think he’s gross but this one might interest you about Napoleon
(Spoilers: he’s very gross)
Trump and Hegseth are literally serial killers.
It’s not war crimes if it isn’t war.
It’s serial killing.
It’s not war crimes if it isn’t war.
It’s serial killing.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Trump and Hegseth are literally serial killers.
It’s not war crimes if it isn’t war.
It’s serial killing.
It’s not war crimes if it isn’t war.
It’s serial killing.
This is a fucking cosplay presidency
With deadly results
With deadly results
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This is a fucking cosplay presidency
With deadly results
With deadly results
“I am recommending a full travel ban on leeches”
Me, inhaling, about to opine on how the federal government is primarily a mechanism to move money from coastal states to bail out failed Libertarian experiments
Me, inhaling, about to opine on how the federal government is primarily a mechanism to move money from coastal states to bail out failed Libertarian experiments
i encourage other countries to call for the olympics & world cup to be relocated during the tenure of the current regime
these fucking freaks are going to disappear & traffic you
these fucking freaks are going to disappear & traffic you
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
“I am recommending a full travel ban on leeches”
Me, inhaling, about to opine on how the federal government is primarily a mechanism to move money from coastal states to bail out failed Libertarian experiments
Me, inhaling, about to opine on how the federal government is primarily a mechanism to move money from coastal states to bail out failed Libertarian experiments
The way I read that first post, it actually seems like she just didn’t write to the prompt.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The way I read that first post, it actually seems like she just didn’t write to the prompt.
Our use of the term war crimes is a double edged sword. Yes, war crime sounds very very bad to most people.
But to use the term war crime accepts the framing that this is war. It’s not a war crime. It’s just petty thuggish extremely expensive murder by the highest levels of government.
But to use the term war crime accepts the framing that this is war. It’s not a war crime. It’s just petty thuggish extremely expensive murder by the highest levels of government.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Our use of the term war crimes is a double edged sword. Yes, war crime sounds very very bad to most people.
But to use the term war crime accepts the framing that this is war. It’s not a war crime. It’s just petty thuggish extremely expensive murder by the highest levels of government.
But to use the term war crime accepts the framing that this is war. It’s not a war crime. It’s just petty thuggish extremely expensive murder by the highest levels of government.
Okay new discovery
Eating a fresh burrata by yourself feels very sad
Eating a fresh burrata by yourself feels very sad
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Okay new discovery
Eating a fresh burrata by yourself feels very sad
Eating a fresh burrata by yourself feels very sad
My coworker: “the price of bananas I NUTS”
Me: “yeah and the price of NUTS is BANANAS
Awww cmon why did you all get quiet so fast”
Me: “yeah and the price of NUTS is BANANAS
Awww cmon why did you all get quiet so fast”
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My coworker: “the price of bananas I NUTS”
Me: “yeah and the price of NUTS is BANANAS
Awww cmon why did you all get quiet so fast”
Me: “yeah and the price of NUTS is BANANAS
Awww cmon why did you all get quiet so fast”