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Neil Degrassi Highson
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Fio from Metal Slug sitting on a lawn chair attached to a rocket.
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Name a bigger downgrade:
Kirk and Luann Van Houten Kirk Van Houten showing off his race car bed.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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This just sounds like someone insulting Peacocks.
A picture of birds that don't exist with the titles of "Peacock" (a real bird name) and "Pearat" (A good way to insult a Peacock).
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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I don't know if this counts as multiple birds, but this gang of ducks walked up and surrounded my car a few months ago so I went and got them lettuce to eat. They didn't touch that, but they ate the donut holes I tore up into little pieces for them.
At least 30 ducks hanging out in a parking lot.
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Honestly, same.

I don't think I've ever been more attracted to a woman than when I saw her in Heroic Trio.
Maggie Cheung with her big hair in Heroic Trio. Maggie Cheung looking somehow cool wearing big goggles, a leather jacket, and kneepads; an outfit that'd look pretty goofy on most other people.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Superintendent Chalmers questioning Seymour Skinner. It reads: "Leftists are saying Marjorie Taylor Greene should join the Democrats?" "Yes." "May I see them?" "No."
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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You're missing my all-time favorite:
Cover of the book "I survived the Great Molasses Flood, 1919". The cover depicts a little girl riding a white horse through a field of molasses.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Imagine showing up on a right wing radio show and being like, "The Republican candidate should drop out because he's acting as a spoiler to me, the guy trying to act as a spoiler to the Democratic candidate."
Andrew Cuomo, a man who is running as a third party spoiler, calling the Republican candidate a spoiler.
October 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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You know, something tells me this guy doesn't actually regret voting for Trump...
"Von faced controversy on the show for his views, including stating in the casting special that he was against interracial dating..."
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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It's just this:
A satire comic where an angry character yells at Hitler while Hitler reacts calmly, the joke being that the angry person is correct, but is being portrayed as incorrect.
October 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Tim Robinson saying, "He can hit. He can hit you."
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I'm not trying to start an argument, but these all seem applicable to liberals.

Hell, the number of times I heard "if you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for Trump is staggering which it's fully an either/or "one right way" statement.
The description for "One right way" The description for "Either/or & the binary" The description for "denial & defensivness" The description for "Right to comfort & fear of conflict"
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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He's getting ready to ascend to his final form.
A glazed ham on a plate covered in pineapple slices and cherries, looking rather Trump-like.
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I mean no disrespect by this because I think he's a great character actor, but I think your cat is the reincarnation of Tom Towles.
A picture of actor Tom Towles playing a sheriff in a film.
August 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Still think Sesame Street is for kids?
Big Bird touching a hand drawn portrait of the newly deceased Mr. Hooper.
August 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Yeah sure, do you want to talk about how 0.4% of all prisoners in the US are trans, which means they're incarcerated at half the rate you'd expect them to be incarcerated at if they were reflective of the rest of society?

You clowns have nothing.
David Lynch from Twin Peaks: The Return telling David Duchovney, who's playing a trans women, that he told any of her transphobic coworkers to "fix their hearts or die."
August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Technically they weren't invented in CT, but they're made here.
A photo of various packets of pez candy. Flavors include orange, lemon, and cherry.
July 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This whole section is great.
"Woodward has said, "He's very good-looking and very sexy and all of those things but all that goes out the window finally, and what finally is left is if you can make somebody laugh. And he sure does keep me laughing". Newman attributed their relationship success to "some combination of lust and respect and patience. And determination". When Paul Newman was asked, in an interview with Playboy magazine, how he remained faithful to Woodward, Newman responded, "I have steak at home; why go out for hamburger?"."
July 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Sure, but this man doesn't LOOK like he's 29:
A picture of George Lazenby looking much older than 29.
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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There's never be a framed Wizard of Oz poster in a Blockbuster. Gotta go with some mid-90's trash:
The poster for the 1995 film Fair Game.
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Honestly, same.
A cow laying on its side sleeping with the caption "Cows routinely lie down to sleep" A cow laying on its side with a rather superior look on its face. The caption reads "A healthy cow lying in her side is not immobilized; she can rise whenever she chooses."
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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A screen capture from the film Death By Hanging with the character R saying, "I don't accept that. What is a nation? Show me one!" A screen capture from the film Death By Hanging with the character R saying, "I don't want to be killed by an abstraction"
May 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Lol.

Famed "totally not racist" Harry Potter character Kingsley... Shacklebolt...
Kingsley Shacklebolt from the Harry Potter series.
May 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Is he doing the mouth thing again folks? I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna give him what he wants."

"DOnnnALddd the FLLesshHh CaNNNNOoot cOnTaaiN the WORM!"
Trump looking decrepit as always while RFK seems to be unhinging his jaw.
May 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Gotta expand this out more.

Maybe Meiko Mondays
Meiko Kaji looking very intense in a black hat and trenchcoat.
May 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM