Neil Degrassi Highson
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CEO of Amazon.com | Creator of Gluugle Krum | Banned from all Outback Steakhouse locations in America (excl. Alaska/Hawaii)
I also liked the implication that it's not worth reporting on something that's already been reported on.
Like, damn, I really wanted to report on 9/11 but somehow the inflight magazine for Spirit Airlines got to it first, so by the laws of Journalism, I must defer to them.
Like, damn, I really wanted to report on 9/11 but somehow the inflight magazine for Spirit Airlines got to it first, so by the laws of Journalism, I must defer to them.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I also liked the implication that it's not worth reporting on something that's already been reported on.
Like, damn, I really wanted to report on 9/11 but somehow the inflight magazine for Spirit Airlines got to it first, so by the laws of Journalism, I must defer to them.
Like, damn, I really wanted to report on 9/11 but somehow the inflight magazine for Spirit Airlines got to it first, so by the laws of Journalism, I must defer to them.
If he's a right winger that's like betting on the sun rising tomorrow.
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If he's a right winger that's like betting on the sun rising tomorrow.
Dude really thought it was a good idea to go up to random people and say, "I wanna see children right now."
December 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dude really thought it was a good idea to go up to random people and say, "I wanna see children right now."
They've been together for a year and it's very clearly not a deep relationship.
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They've been together for a year and it's very clearly not a deep relationship.
He should dig up the old Splinter puppet so when he's done making his speech, Splinter can pop up, make a pun and say, "I made a funny!"
I think New Yorkers need that right now.
I think New Yorkers need that right now.
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
He should dig up the old Splinter puppet so when he's done making his speech, Splinter can pop up, make a pun and say, "I made a funny!"
I think New Yorkers need that right now.
I think New Yorkers need that right now.
I bet that bird is pretty fast but doesn't make a big deal about it.
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I bet that bird is pretty fast but doesn't make a big deal about it.
"I think it's more important to get to know the individual person and what things in their life have shaped those views."
What does that even mean?
"Well, my husband DOES want to send immigrants to concentration camps, but a Hispanic woman refused to date him in highschool so I understand."
What does that even mean?
"Well, my husband DOES want to send immigrants to concentration camps, but a Hispanic woman refused to date him in highschool so I understand."
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I think it's more important to get to know the individual person and what things in their life have shaped those views."
What does that even mean?
"Well, my husband DOES want to send immigrants to concentration camps, but a Hispanic woman refused to date him in highschool so I understand."
What does that even mean?
"Well, my husband DOES want to send immigrants to concentration camps, but a Hispanic woman refused to date him in highschool so I understand."
Well, you see, a bear is strong and will hold its ground while a bull is strong and will hold its ground.
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Well, you see, a bear is strong and will hold its ground while a bull is strong and will hold its ground.
Yup. Called me meathead for about a year after that.
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Yup. Called me meathead for about a year after that.
I can't believe people have an issue with my used car lot where I only sell stolen cars!
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can't believe people have an issue with my used car lot where I only sell stolen cars!
For whatever reason they never accounted for people being able to read about and watch their crimes against humanity in real time online.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For whatever reason they never accounted for people being able to read about and watch their crimes against humanity in real time online.
What really surprised me is that even supporters who aren't psychotic have fully flipped on Israel.
My SO, who at one point was saving to move to Israel before we met, went from whataboutism defenses of Israel to basically wanting Israel to not exist anymore.
My SO, who at one point was saving to move to Israel before we met, went from whataboutism defenses of Israel to basically wanting Israel to not exist anymore.
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What really surprised me is that even supporters who aren't psychotic have fully flipped on Israel.
My SO, who at one point was saving to move to Israel before we met, went from whataboutism defenses of Israel to basically wanting Israel to not exist anymore.
My SO, who at one point was saving to move to Israel before we met, went from whataboutism defenses of Israel to basically wanting Israel to not exist anymore.
"Um, engaging in hyperbole? The debate has been lost good sir!"
December 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Um, engaging in hyperbole? The debate has been lost good sir!"
I'm just gonna say it, I miss "adult movies".
Stuff like erotic thrillers and mid-budget action movies about guys unknowingly getting sucked into big conspiracies or whatever.
These days we only really get big all-ages action, low budget horror, or indie dramas.
Stuff like erotic thrillers and mid-budget action movies about guys unknowingly getting sucked into big conspiracies or whatever.
These days we only really get big all-ages action, low budget horror, or indie dramas.
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I'm just gonna say it, I miss "adult movies".
Stuff like erotic thrillers and mid-budget action movies about guys unknowingly getting sucked into big conspiracies or whatever.
These days we only really get big all-ages action, low budget horror, or indie dramas.
Stuff like erotic thrillers and mid-budget action movies about guys unknowingly getting sucked into big conspiracies or whatever.
These days we only really get big all-ages action, low budget horror, or indie dramas.
Fairly topical, but:
"You look like that one TV actor!"
"Oh? Who?"
"I don't know his name, but the guy who plays the young guy on All in the Family."
"Oh. Thanks?"
"You look like that one TV actor!"
"Oh? Who?"
"I don't know his name, but the guy who plays the young guy on All in the Family."
"Oh. Thanks?"
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fairly topical, but:
"You look like that one TV actor!"
"Oh? Who?"
"I don't know his name, but the guy who plays the young guy on All in the Family."
"Oh. Thanks?"
"You look like that one TV actor!"
"Oh? Who?"
"I don't know his name, but the guy who plays the young guy on All in the Family."
"Oh. Thanks?"
Yeah, I think it was supposed to be some cute joke that his mother or father were old-timey racists.
One of the many problems with that dog shit movie.
One of the many problems with that dog shit movie.
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Yeah, I think it was supposed to be some cute joke that his mother or father were old-timey racists.
One of the many problems with that dog shit movie.
One of the many problems with that dog shit movie.
Part of the reason I left when I did was because the site just wasn't stable anymore. Even scrolling too fast would overwhelm it and cause it to crash.
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Part of the reason I left when I did was because the site just wasn't stable anymore. Even scrolling too fast would overwhelm it and cause it to crash.
"I really wanted to have sex with this girl but it turns out she did too and I could never debase myself by having sex with someone who'd have sex with someone."
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I really wanted to have sex with this girl but it turns out she did too and I could never debase myself by having sex with someone who'd have sex with someone."
I don't know man, I feel like the only factor was the person who didn't think it was important to convince voters to vote for them...
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don't know man, I feel like the only factor was the person who didn't think it was important to convince voters to vote for them...
They had the power to decide the election and Harris snubbed them at the DNC to let some Republicans talk about how conservative Harris was instead?!?
Damn man, if I was Harris I wouldn't have done something that dumb.
Damn man, if I was Harris I wouldn't have done something that dumb.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They had the power to decide the election and Harris snubbed them at the DNC to let some Republicans talk about how conservative Harris was instead?!?
Damn man, if I was Harris I wouldn't have done something that dumb.
Damn man, if I was Harris I wouldn't have done something that dumb.
Centrism is a dead ideology bud.
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Centrism is a dead ideology bud.
Yeah man, sure, blame the people who were warning everyone that Harris's campaign wasn't viable instead of the person who ran a non-viable campaign.
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Yeah man, sure, blame the people who were warning everyone that Harris's campaign wasn't viable instead of the person who ran a non-viable campaign.
It's dumb for anyone to wax about how McDonalds used to be good because it's always been evil, but I'm not going to judge people too harshly for being annoyed with cold color schemes, harsh architecture, and signs that say "Dining time limit 20 minutes" plastered all over the walls.
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's dumb for anyone to wax about how McDonalds used to be good because it's always been evil, but I'm not going to judge people too harshly for being annoyed with cold color schemes, harsh architecture, and signs that say "Dining time limit 20 minutes" plastered all over the walls.