Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

sorry im late man I just spent nineteen years in the prison hulks

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

the pride month miracle is that we get to watch the big beautiful fallout play out before our very eyes. never kill yourself

"no matter what your political views, cancer is still a hideous disease you wouldn’t want to wish on your worst enemies" shut up loser im wishing waaaay worse diseases on my enemies constantly

a little walkin' around monkey

Helen Mirren thinks it's "magical" that dancing in orbit around the earth are a hundred robots singing (at 1575Mhz, one eternal note held halfway between B♭ and B, 21 octaves above middle C), and any time you can hear four of them sing at once you know exactly where in the universe you are

if you hear somebody say that we need to return to common sense values guaranteed you've just come across the stupidest and most racist cunt within a 5km radius