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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Great day for everything to come crashing down
MATCHDAY IN GERMANY 👊

🆚 Eintracht Frankfurt
🏟️ Frankfurt Stadion
🏆 Europa League
⏰ 8pm BST
April 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
You’re telling me this ranch grows butter and milk?
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Get this dementor off the stage
WATCH | RFK Jr claims autistic children will never go on dates or pay taxes

Read the recent CDC autism report here: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I work really hard to make up for all the thousands of holographic Pokemon cards my mom threw away
April 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Michael Vick in a different universe would’ve been a fantastic Pokémon trainer
April 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Need a CTA bus that is for cig smoking only
April 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
About to become the biggest PSG fan, excuse me
April 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Harry Kane is Harry Kane is Harry Kane
April 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by james
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Love the idea of being at the back of a charging army running towards a line of shields and spears. I can say I was there but I am in no way making a difference. Like the Brian Scalabrine of warfare.
April 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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so i've been honing my approach and i've landed on the optimal way to interact with cybertruck drivers: give them an enthusiastic thumbs up first, before dramatically turning it upside down and scowling. did it this morning and watched the light leave a man's eyes. very powerful
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Did not need to be reminded he’s on the Dolphins
grier on why zach wilson:::

"we just felt like zach had a lot of potential & a lot of talent. we could go the veteran route with someone more proven, zach has won a few games.. we felt like he was the right fit & right choice for us. we think his skillset fits well with our offense."
April 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You’re telling me there’s gold in this state?
April 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I was shooting a 3 and this guy on the other team tried to distract me and farted in my ear with his mouth. And then I swished it.
I responded and said “in your ass”.
Not my best work.
April 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Lollipop ejected
The one thing standing in between the Magic and the playoffs
April 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
April 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Since when can NBA refs smoke crack
April 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Cole Anthony gonna make me act up
April 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Trae Young - Charmander
Dyson Daniels - Charmeleon
Jalen Johnson - Charizard
April 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Standard mood for the 2025 dolphins season
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ha! Gueyeeeeee!
April 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Is this anything? #OnlyFranz
April 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jalen Suggs barber is a bad friend and is stealing money from him
April 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The one thing standing in between the Magic and the playoffs
April 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM