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He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 PM
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
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AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket
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Don Lemon has been arrested by federal agents in connection with the Minnesota Church protest that took place earlier this month.
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Don Lemon has been arrested by federal agents in connection with the Minnesota Church protest that took place earlier this month.
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Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
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In real time, right in front of us, American democracy is slowly being destroyed…
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
In real time, right in front of us, American democracy is slowly being destroyed…
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FB: The Other 98%
Federal "agents" do not double as judges.
And these three did not commit any "crimes" punishable by death in our country.
Abolish ICE in MN and countrywide.
Federal "agents" do not double as judges.
And these three did not commit any "crimes" punishable by death in our country.
Abolish ICE in MN and countrywide.
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
FB: The Other 98%
Federal "agents" do not double as judges.
And these three did not commit any "crimes" punishable by death in our country.
Abolish ICE in MN and countrywide.
Federal "agents" do not double as judges.
And these three did not commit any "crimes" punishable by death in our country.
Abolish ICE in MN and countrywide.
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Illegally arresting journalists before releasing the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Illegally arresting journalists before releasing the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Falsifying Georgia voting records before releasing the Epstein Files.
Tying to destroy the independence of Federal Reserve before releasing the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
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if you don't care about ice and your countrys politics you're probably just privileged
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
if you don't care about ice and your countrys politics you're probably just privileged
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January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
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Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Nation Vies For Approval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
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We’re old enough to remember when Congress existed
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
We’re old enough to remember when Congress existed
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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We are working to restore service. Apologies for the disruption!
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We are working to restore service. Apologies for the disruption!
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This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.
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Bong Joon Ho says a good thing about AI is it has ‘the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do’
He then joked that he’s ‘going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world’
He then joked that he’s ‘going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world’
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bong Joon Ho says a good thing about AI is it has ‘the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do’
He then joked that he’s ‘going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world’
He then joked that he’s ‘going to organize a military squad where their mission is to destroy AI all over the world’
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Are your #Thanksgiving cooking plans half-baked? 🧑🍳 Don’t stew in your own juices—simmer down and take some time ⏲️ out to peruse these vintage manuals for slow cookers, blenders, cookware & ovens.
Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...
Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are your #Thanksgiving cooking plans half-baked? 🧑🍳 Don’t stew in your own juices—simmer down and take some time ⏲️ out to peruse these vintage manuals for slow cookers, blenders, cookware & ovens.
Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...
Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...
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"why does everyone wanna draw GOONER art, why can't we go back to making REAL art and not this degen shit"-
the humble nun sex painting from over 145 years ago:
the humble nun sex painting from over 145 years ago:
April 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"why does everyone wanna draw GOONER art, why can't we go back to making REAL art and not this degen shit"-
the humble nun sex painting from over 145 years ago:
the humble nun sex painting from over 145 years ago:
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@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
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me turning down plans because I’ve got 15 caitvi fics tabs open waiting to be read
May 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
me turning down plans because I’ve got 15 caitvi fics tabs open waiting to be read