Vagabond Valyrian Vulcan
@g00fgoob.bsky.social
Fantasy Fan / Superior Sitcom Spectator
Literally tired 24/7 and it's always too loud
As sharp as a marble
I'll play dress up and shout about my favorite things into the void
Literally tired 24/7 and it's always too loud
As sharp as a marble
I'll play dress up and shout about my favorite things into the void
BREAK UP WITH YOUR FIANCE SPOCK CHOSE ME LOGIC ME ..NO DON'T LOOK AT CHAPEL AND STAY AWAY FROM KIRK N BONES 😭😭😭 PLEASE
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
BREAK UP WITH YOUR FIANCE SPOCK CHOSE ME LOGIC ME ..NO DON'T LOOK AT CHAPEL AND STAY AWAY FROM KIRK N BONES 😭😭😭 PLEASE
He's so corny I love him
July 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He's so corny I love him
T'pring being even hotter is devastating I can't even be mad at her touchin on man (Spock) cause she's perfect too.
July 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
T'pring being even hotter is devastating I can't even be mad at her touchin on man (Spock) cause she's perfect too.
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You could try Spock's personal recipe.
July 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You could try Spock's personal recipe.
New Spock is very hot
July 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
New Spock is very hot
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Feet hurt so bad they feel itchy
... Are they gonna fall off
... Are they gonna fall off
June 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Feet hurt so bad they feel itchy
... Are they gonna fall off
... Are they gonna fall off
I got called " the most delicious looking jolly rancher " today 🙃
June 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I got called " the most delicious looking jolly rancher " today 🙃
Found a new Batman tee and a mini skirt
May 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Found a new Batman tee and a mini skirt
The men's shorts ain't short enough the 3 inch inseam was cute for a starter but I need to see the bottom of your pockets in ur cut off now
May 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The men's shorts ain't short enough the 3 inch inseam was cute for a starter but I need to see the bottom of your pockets in ur cut off now
I hope ur shit is sharp TOP TIER
May 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I hope ur shit is sharp TOP TIER
Rained so hard I only got soaked on one side 🙂
May 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Rained so hard I only got soaked on one side 🙂
Why must caffeine be my worst enemy and only savior...like I truly don't mean to sound like a bad meme from 2013 but help.
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Why must caffeine be my worst enemy and only savior...like I truly don't mean to sound like a bad meme from 2013 but help.
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Hank says my life would be better if I liked football maybe he’s right
May 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hank says my life would be better if I liked football maybe he’s right
Basen move over I want your Daddy
a man wearing a purple hat and a red shirt stands in front of a roof
ALT: a man wearing a purple hat and a red shirt stands in front of a roof
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Basen move over I want your Daddy
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Is you or is you ain’t my baby?
a cartoon of a cat playing a violin
ALT: a cartoon of a cat playing a violin
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is you or is you ain’t my baby?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
May 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
My blueberries are coming but I forgot me strawberries this season 😭
May 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My blueberries are coming but I forgot me strawberries this season 😭
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Today & this year.
I hope your pants get stuck on a doorknob every day.
I hope your pants get stuck on a doorknob every day.
If you had sex today…
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
May 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Today & this year.
I hope your pants get stuck on a doorknob every day.
I hope your pants get stuck on a doorknob every day.
The wallets are mad is hilarious
May 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The wallets are mad is hilarious
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hope y’all don’t mind if i post a little ass
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hope y’all don’t mind if i post a little ass
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The Star Trek Pilot was literally Voyeur Alien Fetish Mining Pike’s brain.
“Hey, we saw you from across the system and we really dig your vibe Captain ‘Pike’”
“Hey, we saw you from across the system and we really dig your vibe Captain ‘Pike’”
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and their faces are glowing in the dark
Alt: Giant head aliens from Star Trek
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Star Trek Pilot was literally Voyeur Alien Fetish Mining Pike’s brain.
“Hey, we saw you from across the system and we really dig your vibe Captain ‘Pike’”
“Hey, we saw you from across the system and we really dig your vibe Captain ‘Pike’”
Goochavitis has been added to the Rolodex
April 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Goochavitis has been added to the Rolodex