Gabe "definitely not the first of his name" Rodriguez
@gaberodriguez.bsky.social
Music, travel, sports, books, art... these things matter. I love my wife, my cats, and not very many of the rest of you people.
This joke is for about six people. I am one of those six.
ACC Football makes way more sense once you realize it’s the American version of Taskmaster
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This joke is for about six people. I am one of those six.
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i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn't be a total glenn youngkin hater if i didn't mention that the results tonight mean that his total tenure amounted to presiding over the destruction — at least for the next few years — of the virginia republican party. lmao.
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This is the thing I wish I could get through a lot of Dem politician's heads. Your colleagues in congress believe you are demonic. And they mean that *literally*.
i do not respect this belief but it is enlightening to wrap your head around the fact that a significant number of your political rivals believe you are literally in league with satan, and act with concomitant zeal and brutality
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is the thing I wish I could get through a lot of Dem politician's heads. Your colleagues in congress believe you are demonic. And they mean that *literally*.
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dude, your soda and your boots rock
August 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dude, your soda and your boots rock
Ocean's Eleven (2001) and Charlie Wilson's War
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
HOT FUZZ (2007) and THE NICE GUYS (2016)
HOT FUZZ (2007) and THE NICE GUYS (2016)
July 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ocean's Eleven (2001) and Charlie Wilson's War
Got this in just under the wire. #charitybowl2025
#charitibundibowl2025
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#charitibundibowl2025
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April 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Got this in just under the wire. #charitybowl2025
#charitibundibowl2025
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#charitibundibowl2025
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starting the year with one of my fav lines from Chandrashekhar Azad "what we are to face has been faced a thousand times and it has been defeated a thousand times before, we are merely those called to now carry on a tradition."
January 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
starting the year with one of my fav lines from Chandrashekhar Azad "what we are to face has been faced a thousand times and it has been defeated a thousand times before, we are merely those called to now carry on a tradition."
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
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Hey CJ! I'm Zach Kahn, a 17-year-old high school junior from NC. I recently wrote a story on CFB bowl games and their strangest sponsors. I'd love for you to check it out and let me know what you think!
zachkahn.substack.com/p/the-wacky-...
zachkahn.substack.com/p/the-wacky-...
The Wacky Sponsors of Modern Bowl Games That I Bet You Have Never Heard Of
You already know about the Cheez-It, Pop Tarts, and Buffalo Wild Wings bowls. But what about the other ones?
zachkahn.substack.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Hey CJ! I'm Zach Kahn, a 17-year-old high school junior from NC. I recently wrote a story on CFB bowl games and their strangest sponsors. I'd love for you to check it out and let me know what you think!
zachkahn.substack.com/p/the-wacky-...
zachkahn.substack.com/p/the-wacky-...
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Hey Scrooge I slept fine you cheap bitch
December 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Hey Scrooge I slept fine you cheap bitch
December 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Assassin's Creed: Great American Baking Show.
Option A. A game with Prue as an assassin and Paul as a Templar.
Option B. A baking show with 10 assassins competing in the tent.
Option A. A game with Prue as an assassin and Paul as a Templar.
Option B. A baking show with 10 assassins competing in the tent.
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Assassin's Creed: Great American Baking Show.
Option A. A game with Prue as an assassin and Paul as a Templar.
Option B. A baking show with 10 assassins competing in the tent.
Option A. A game with Prue as an assassin and Paul as a Templar.
Option B. A baking show with 10 assassins competing in the tent.
I am in the same boat. Born in Germany to U.S. citizens. All U.S. paperwork. I have the added spice of an obviously Hispanic last name. I've been hassled at customs more than once.
And people really thought it couldn't happen here.
And people really thought it couldn't happen here.
I was born abroad to US citizens. I have a US passport, Social Security card, birth certificate, etc.
If DHS came to my house, told me I’m not a citizen, and put me on a plane, what do you imagine I’d do? Wave the Bill of Rights at them?
If DHS came to my house, told me I’m not a citizen, and put me on a plane, what do you imagine I’d do? Wave the Bill of Rights at them?
December 13, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I am in the same boat. Born in Germany to U.S. citizens. All U.S. paperwork. I have the added spice of an obviously Hispanic last name. I've been hassled at customs more than once.
And people really thought it couldn't happen here.
And people really thought it couldn't happen here.
Same note too!
(logs onto Bluesky after two hours of meetings)
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
Did a new Mario Bros trailer drop or
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Same note too!
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Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
And by "this," I mean listen to a Spotify playlist I've been curating all year for the 150th time to see if it is finally ready for other people
Well hello 5:23am. I guess we are doing this again
November 26, 2024 at 10:27 AM
And by "this," I mean listen to a Spotify playlist I've been curating all year for the 150th time to see if it is finally ready for other people
Well hello 5:23am. I guess we are doing this again
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Well hello 5:23am. I guess we are doing this again