Graeme Rayner - Comedian
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Graeme Rayner - Comedian
@gag-n-bone-man.bsky.social
Stand up comedian, comedy promoter, Huddersfield Town fan, father, husband

Based in West Yorkshire
My advent calendar this year is a mess. I think the only person more careless at opening windows is Eric Clapton.
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Why is this guy in a takeaway? Looks like he has already had five guys...
December 6, 2024 at 9:41 PM
congratulations to @kimleadbeatermp.bsky.social for provoking one of the most mature and respectful debates in years in Parliament. #assisteddyingbill
November 29, 2024 at 2:41 PM
TV show idea: Fern Britton hides Chris Tarrant in a variety of homes and the public have to find him in Britton's Got Tarrant
November 23, 2024 at 4:39 PM
RIP John Prescott

Today, in tribute, Angela Rayner is going to twat a gammon

#Johnprescott #angelarayner
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 AM
So, whatchadoin?

Alongside my day job, I'm focusing on writing my new (and first purpose-written) stand up show.

Whilst I'm excited, it can also be tedious/exhausting/anxiety-filled.

#comedy #standupcomedy #writing
November 20, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I've never wanted a convicted rapist to win anything before. It's a strange sensation. I guess that's the power of Jake Paul.
two men are posing for a picture and one of them has a tattoo on his face
ALT: two men are posing for a picture and one of them has a tattoo on his face
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
1. Security Guard in the local Job Centre
2. Barman
3. Movie extra
4. Restaurant dishwasher
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Primark
2. Marks and Spencer
3. Some other retail jobs in places that don’t contain my own name
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

1. Animal handler for film, TV and stage
2. Paperboy
3. McDonald's
4. Data entry for Aviva
5. Worked in one of the most gruesome nightclubs in the south
November 14, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I like my women like I like my takeaway food.

Brought to me by an illegal immigrant, in a plastic bag, still just about warm

#joke
November 14, 2024 at 1:58 PM