Galactinos
galacticjellyfish.bsky.social
Galactinos
@galacticjellyfish.bsky.social
Hanging out, making gentle contact, not trying to rush things, but who knows what happens maybe you join our galactic federation instead of the Morlogs.
“A sufficiently accurate scoping exercise is indistinguishable from execution.”
- Halting, probably
December 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Ok, new way of putting a take on AI. Formerly I've said things like "consciousness is untestable, so how could we know? Doesn't seem like a question worth asking.". Here's a different way of saying basically the same thing:
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 AM
tfw the elder who is actually your broader self begins to feed on your precious identifying traits so you can be free of them, and will only resume the blessed torture if you can stop designing this image in your mind and let it happen.
February 14, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Nice protest. Forced community building is sure to not be what you intend.
June 30, 2023 at 5:21 AM
You have to imagine the Logitech people are in damage control mode. Some marketing person at Logitech has an opportunity to become a legend, whether they know it or not.
June 21, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by Galactinos
They died doing what they loved; fetishizing an overhyped technical marvel of seafaring that led to its passengers deaths.
June 20, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Anyone want to visit the site of the OceanGate submarine failure? We can stop by the Titanic on the way.
June 20, 2023 at 1:45 PM
All lives are jokes with the same punchline. The fun is in the path to get there. Like The Aristocrats.
yeah I guess at least we have to salute their consummate commitment to the proverbial Bit
June 20, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Does it count as consuming a civilization if you do it so slowly that nobody noticed and your density is so low nobody even notices it happened?
June 20, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Nearly every species has the capacity for interstellar travel given an adequate support system.
I did not know manta rays could jump out of the water.
June 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The poor fool forgot that everything is a negotiation. Even the water density of your gelatinous tendrils is a negotiation.
June 20, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Bob?!
This box jellyfish has only been seen once, filmed in 2022 by diver Dorian Borcherds off the coast of Papua New Guinea.

Though still unnamed, it seems related to, but different from Chirodectes maculatus, which has also only been seen once near Queensland, Aus, 25 years earlier. 🧪
June 20, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Hongo is the proper celestial term.
someone lied to CNN that a slang term for shrooms is "hongos" and now i can't stop saying "hongos"
June 19, 2023 at 5:06 AM
Humans sure like learning the hard way. It’s ok, we’ll wait. Just don’t cook yourselves too fast, ok?
June 19, 2023 at 5:00 AM
I either ate a galaxy or it passed through me. Oh who cares.
June 19, 2023 at 4:58 AM
The nice thing about being gelatinous is that we can grow just by adding water. It’s super chill. Y’all are stressin.
June 18, 2023 at 6:11 PM
You spend so much time balancing your electrolytes. You could have just stayed in the ocean.
June 18, 2023 at 6:09 PM