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Galena 🏳️‍⚧️
@galenathegoat.bsky.social
Resident goat girl, I smoke weed and post dumb memes on the internet. Plus I'm cute or something ✌️💀

Ffxiv brainrot, also GW2

🏳️‍⚧️ and super queer
Minors DNI 🚫🔞
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I finally got an amazing final from @goblinbuns.bsky.social

I absolutely love her, and I hope you do too! 💚
The irony is strong with this one 😏
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Finally got Ad Infinitum 💚
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Real talk, this. I wasn't failing at being a grown man. I knew how to act and did masculinity to a solid degree, however; I wanted femininity. Puberty was legitimately body horror for me, because I got all the "teehee" jokes about growing hair and getting taller.
I had like two or three years scattered among my 20s when I was in fact kinda crushing it as a simulacrum of a youthful adult man human. Still sucked lol
I did not suffer being a guy, I was fucking awesome at it, I just hated how I smelled to the point of self revulsion and I desperately needed to get some tiddies growing
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need more friends to play with on gw2... Anyone wanna add me sometime and do content?

My engi is very creature and deserves more people to group with ✌️💀
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fellow creatures of bluesky, I need a haircut. If this appointment gets rescheduled again, I might simply pass away 🪦
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gw2 fans, one is a general cyborg vibe, the other is creature of an ostensibly fire related theme.

But uhh... how do you like my engineer? 😏
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Talking with my spouse about Fire Emblem: Three Houses, and resisting the urge to talk about the cool shit they are almost to in their first run... (please notify spoilers on this post, they will see them and be sad)
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Oh, hey, re: notice of resignation. Bumped into my boss in the bathroom, and if looks could kill? I'd likely be lying on those tiles 🤣

She has also been actively avoiding me, has replied to 0 of my emails today. I wish this woman a lifetime of suffering and will be glad to know I won't see it.
I got the job! And my notice of resignation has been sent to mu current employer 😈

Next on the agenda? Tell my toxic boss to fuck off on my way out 🤪
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I got the job! And my notice of resignation has been sent to mu current employer 😈

Next on the agenda? Tell my toxic boss to fuck off on my way out 🤪
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I got some new stuff 😋
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wanted to post a selfie from yesterday, because despite looking exhausted and mildly bedraggled, I felt good about it 💚
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Real talk... today has already been too long. I deserve to go home. (Everyone does) Everybody go home, today is canceled.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Been sick all week. I have finally recovered enough to have a voice... just in time to go into work on a Saturday...

RIP 🪦💀
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just had a wild realization. My hairline has changed. I always had a very pronounced widows peak, even when I was younger. It's gone now... my spouse kindly pointed out that I've been on HRT for more than 18 months now, and that feels next to impossible to wrap my head around.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can I have a real talk moment? I am sick, I went to convenient care, right? Why was it a healing moment for this doctor to say, "If you were my daughter" repeatedly? Why did it feel humanizing?

She gave really good advice and gave me meds, but every recommendation she made started that way 💚
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We all start somewhere.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hey, so... I took the edible last night and somehow woke up more high than when I went to bed... How do bodies work? (Mine doesn't)

Meme for attention 🤪
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So, I suck at taking screen caps in gw2, but... What does everyone think of my Engineer?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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anarchists smash that prostate
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM