fake gamer ghoul
@galexcy.bsky.social
Casually in my Drew McIntyre Simp Era - now with a heaping helping of Existential Dread!
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My new DnD character has unintentionally become a pro mutant frog killer and it’s just something I never expected when I made her.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My new DnD character has unintentionally become a pro mutant frog killer and it’s just something I never expected when I made her.
I’m trying to give FW a fair shot (despite seeing very valid criticism) and man…..85% of the way in and I’m not sure that I’ll pick up the second one.
We’ll see.
We’ll see.
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m trying to give FW a fair shot (despite seeing very valid criticism) and man…..85% of the way in and I’m not sure that I’ll pick up the second one.
We’ll see.
We’ll see.
I dunno, I just love DnD
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I dunno, I just love DnD
decided to go back to apple after years with an android and getting signed into all of my apps is so damn tedious. I get why people tend to pick one and stick with it.
June 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
decided to go back to apple after years with an android and getting signed into all of my apps is so damn tedious. I get why people tend to pick one and stick with it.
the timing of WWE being openly terrible is rlly convenient for me bc every wrestler I like is out.
what does that mean for me when they’re back?
weeeeee will see, I guess
what does that mean for me when they’re back?
weeeeee will see, I guess
June 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the timing of WWE being openly terrible is rlly convenient for me bc every wrestler I like is out.
what does that mean for me when they’re back?
weeeeee will see, I guess
what does that mean for me when they’re back?
weeeeee will see, I guess
If I may be vulnerable on the internet for a minute -- I am a very insecure person, and I hate the way I feel a lot.
Okay thanks BYEEE
Okay thanks BYEEE
June 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If I may be vulnerable on the internet for a minute -- I am a very insecure person, and I hate the way I feel a lot.
Okay thanks BYEEE
Okay thanks BYEEE
I haven't made it to the "shave my head to feel in control of one single thing" stage of everything, but I might be getting close
June 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I haven't made it to the "shave my head to feel in control of one single thing" stage of everything, but I might be getting close
I guess there had to be one trash match, lmao 🤷🏻♀️ #Wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I guess there had to be one trash match, lmao 🤷🏻♀️ #Wrestlemania
Listening to the WWE commentators verbally fellating Logan Paul right now is so fucking gross LMAOOO
April 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Listening to the WWE commentators verbally fellating Logan Paul right now is so fucking gross LMAOOO
Hey @yourkickstartersucks.com,
can I send my cat's optometrist bill to the PO Box?
can I send my cat's optometrist bill to the PO Box?
March 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Hey @yourkickstartersucks.com,
can I send my cat's optometrist bill to the PO Box?
can I send my cat's optometrist bill to the PO Box?
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BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.
Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
March 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him.
Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
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Me on book panels: Sex scenes can explore dynamics between the characters that might not otherwise be expressed, as a moment of intense intimacy is also a moment of intense vulnerability.
Me when somebody asks what's the point of my sex scenes : *blows cigar smoke* cause it's hot
Me when somebody asks what's the point of my sex scenes : *blows cigar smoke* cause it's hot
The desexualisation of media (everyone is beautiful, and no one is horny) combined with an increasing hysteria around the 'pointlessness' of sex scenes is a key part of the fascistization of western culture and if we're going to fight back we're going to need to make it normal to be horny again.
March 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me on book panels: Sex scenes can explore dynamics between the characters that might not otherwise be expressed, as a moment of intense intimacy is also a moment of intense vulnerability.
Me when somebody asks what's the point of my sex scenes : *blows cigar smoke* cause it's hot
Me when somebody asks what's the point of my sex scenes : *blows cigar smoke* cause it's hot
I feel like WWE Creative doesn't know what to do with Drew, and it does psychic damage to me every time.
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I feel like WWE Creative doesn't know what to do with Drew, and it does psychic damage to me every time.
The fact that there are Audible exclusive audiobooks fucking sucks so much ass lmfao
March 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The fact that there are Audible exclusive audiobooks fucking sucks so much ass lmfao
I want to be as creative in ACPC as I've seen other folks be, but it's so haarrrddd. 😭
February 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I want to be as creative in ACPC as I've seen other folks be, but it's so haarrrddd. 😭
I'm taking a risk by wading into Fandom waters, but yall. Crown of Midnight has been such a gd slog to get through, I am STRUGGLIIIING. 😭
This is my second attempt (with an audiobook this time).
Normally I'd throw in the towel, but I see people talk abt how good the series gets after Crown --
This is my second attempt (with an audiobook this time).
Normally I'd throw in the towel, but I see people talk abt how good the series gets after Crown --
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm taking a risk by wading into Fandom waters, but yall. Crown of Midnight has been such a gd slog to get through, I am STRUGGLIIIING. 😭
This is my second attempt (with an audiobook this time).
Normally I'd throw in the towel, but I see people talk abt how good the series gets after Crown --
This is my second attempt (with an audiobook this time).
Normally I'd throw in the towel, but I see people talk abt how good the series gets after Crown --
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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
grimes is such a loser lmao
February 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
grimes is such a loser lmao
I'm sure this joke has been made before, but does Jesus even know how to drive? Why is CU letting him take the wheel? Girl.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm sure this joke has been made before, but does Jesus even know how to drive? Why is CU letting him take the wheel? Girl.
One of my life's goals is to be able to commission loads of artists for artwork of my DnD character. I just love her to death and back (same with her masc form) and I want to lovingly stare at them. Is that too much to ask!!!
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
One of my life's goals is to be able to commission loads of artists for artwork of my DnD character. I just love her to death and back (same with her masc form) and I want to lovingly stare at them. Is that too much to ask!!!
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We’re just innocent men
January 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We’re just innocent men
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It's been a little over a month since I found myself back in the LGS realm and holy fuckin hell
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's been a little over a month since I found myself back in the LGS realm and holy fuckin hell