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Chainsawnicorn

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oh no : she/her : 💖@gildersneeze : FFXIV ✨ Phantasmal Steel (Sephirot) : 🕸 gamer.baby - 🌏 Naarm/Melbourne

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Chainsawnicorn @gamer.baby · Oct 30

Addressing the goblin allegations

www.twitch.tv/thegreatgild...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

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SpookyLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 22h

I’m a creator.

When your mom looked at me with that Miller Light glint in her eye, I knew we had the chance to get into something great on the ground floor, on the kitchen floor.

The following 9 months of R&D were some of the most exciting, and scary, of my life.

Here’s what I learned:

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 23h

My dad wished me a happy birthday on LinkedIn.

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 18h

Now live! AUUUUUGHtober continues with more janky horror all night!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

ALT: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 11d

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the victorious Lina Inverse from the hit game Slayers PC 98 and you as an exploding loser mountain

Lina Inverse from the game Slayers PC 98, jumping away from an exploding mountaintop.

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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 1d

he looks chuffed to win a playstation on Sale of the Century

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh, i'm live with more spooky jank as AUUUUUGHtober continues! Come on by to see what kind of brand new weird horror I've got on the docket!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

a white ghost in a black circle with the words spoooooky

ALT: a white ghost in a black circle with the words spoooooky

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 3d

I bring grim tiding from the toy aisle.

A toy of a mighty monster truck called “Rock Climber” but it’s a cybertruck with big wheels.

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Chainsawnicorn @gamer.baby · 2d

Actual words I uttered tonight after buffing up Ramza and giving him a Counter ability

Fake screenshot from Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza: "Hey everyone! Come here and pummel this twink!" - Made with Death Generator: https://deathgenerator.com/#fft

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scary tall bart @tallbart.com · 2d

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 2d

don’t think this vid can ever be topped

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Andrew Sherman @cohostsherms.bsky.social · 2d

Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.

"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

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Silvia "CosmicTailz" @cosmictailz.bsky.social · Nov 20

this was funnier in my head

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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 5d

Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.

#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing

I HATE COLLINGWOOD Wolfenstein 3D mod on floppy disk. This version doesn't work. :(

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 3d

Now live! Megabonkin' while you get here and then it's SKUNNY KART until i explode! Dunno what's after but we'll find out! Come on in

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5d

List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)

"discontinued merit badges (boy scouts of America)" wikipedia page shows "nut culture", 1928-1954

stalker merit badge 1910-1922, stalking merit badge 1911-1952

invention merit badge 1911-1917. only 10 scouts achieved it, required that they obtained a federal patent

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 5d

i, too, miss shit that never happened

I miss when devs HAD to optimize or it couldn't ship, now they're like "lol just buy a five thousand dollar computer idiot". They'll continue to do so because people just blindly pre-order like idiot lemmings.

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 6d

Art by • Stardriver

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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 6d

"I don't like the idea of
Milhouse getting two
spaghetti dinners in one day."

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 7d

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 7d

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

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Chainsawnicorn @gamer.baby · 8d

‼️ATTENTION‼️ IT’S OCTOBER 💀👻 ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET 💀SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀 SKELETON 💀 SHOVE✊️🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽 CORN🍬 UP YOUR👉 PUSSY😽 AND 🙅 DONT 🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏 DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 🥴🫦

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Grant has that Dogsred in him @grantthethief.bsky.social · 8d

Wise master saying I don’t know… that’s scary….

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 8d

I told you I was getting a big sloppy fuckin burger to celebrate my visa for Australia being accepted and buddy, I wasn't lying

Bacon, cheddar, a fried egg, two big patties and tater tots on the side

Yesssss

The burger and tots described in the post

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 8d

Now live! Megabonkin' a bit, then HILL HELL continues in Baby Steps, but every 50 subs resets my progress! fun!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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fennec :verified: :therian: @fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 9d

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom":

Some information:
- The coin has been in progress since February 2025.
- Daily standup is the biggest contributor.
- Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing.
- I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens.
- I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness.
- The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension
- If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry.
- The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state.
- if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

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Gildersneeze @gildersneeze.bsky.social · 9d

Celebrating getting my visa for australia by playing fun shit and then falling down a mountain a bunch come on in and party with me!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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