A fun prank

(featuring Samantha and guest starring Daniel because it might be good for him feel something for once)

Step 1

It was hopeless. Bloody. Routine.

And then you were there.

in my day kids were named normal things like Gunt or Pecker. basically all the girls were named jerriette or jerry. that's how things used to be. now parents these days just farm aura with rare biblical names like "Go Up Thou Bald Head", "Perfect Hatred", "Issue Of Horses", "Spirit Of Whoredoms"

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks

what happened here. where am i. why did i make this

im going back to sleep

driving rebar through a girl to pin her to a concrete wall like an insect on display <3

If someone makes a living from doing watersports content on OnlyFans, are they on pissability income? 🤔

*guy about to discover that sex sells* "How am I gonna unload all of this goat weed I've got sitting around?" 🤔

guess what bitches