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bless my cronch life
@cronchspam.bsky.social
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🇧🇷🍵 main: @paprika.live pfp: @google.com captcronch on discord I am twenty-one years old I have 2 shiny bluesky posts
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · Aug 13
Anyways Brazil thread starts here 🧵
cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · Aug 12
THEY GOT MY ILLEGAL ASS I'M FINALLY DEPORTED
Brazilian airport entrance, looking from the inside out through the glass doors. An ad for Uber is seen above the automatic sliding doors. To the left are escalators.
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 4h
nvm i just found out he's 34 years old
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 4h
this is the "environmental storytelling" that everyone is always hyping up???????
Screenshot of Deus Ex in an underground room. A cat carcass lies on a table next to a big combat knife. To the left of the table is a flaming barrel.
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
thank god i was about to block you
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 9h
nut and bolt
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 11h
Why do my fries look like Telltale Games' The Walking Dead
A small frying pan on a gas stove with fries on it. The fries are speckled with black dots, and some of them look darker than the others
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 12h
What is going on
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 12h
Engineers only think about sex
Wikipedia screenshot of the start of a section called "Mechanical fasteners". Underneath the title there is a picture captioned "Female nut threaded onto a male bolt"
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 13h
Let's get a fact check on this
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 13h
Gaming laptop just started shocking me sigh every month there's something up with it
Tumblr post thread by "tlirsgender". First post says "Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal". Second post says 'A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness'. Third post says "You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any ".
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 14h
fake news
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 14h
Whoa... Arigato...
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 14h
We're putting estrogen in your water
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 14h
youtu.be/Sdc7IWEmORE
Tears Over Beers
YouTube video by Modern Baseball - Topic
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 15h
If I'm gonna ruin the planet at least I wanna make a few bucks goddamn
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 15h
ai data centers being bad for the environment but they're not even making any money off of it it's so profoundly stupid
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 15h
Ok so it's not because of the pfp
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 15h
Do you speak japanese
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 15h
Starting when
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 16h
Are you saying they only get crushes on you because you're a furry
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 16h
What do you have against lemons y'all
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 16h
Toby fox is sakurai's protégé obviously
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 16h
Your what
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 17h
When I was 11 I was hardstuck on stereo madness how
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 17h
Dream blunt rotation
stealth40k.bsky.social
Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 20h
Masahiro Sakurai shared a photo of a Game Director dinner meeting he had for Tokyo Gameshow!

Participants:
- Hideki Kamiya
- Toby Fox
- Yoko Taro
- Jiro Ishii
- Kazutaka Kodaka
- Keiichiro Toyama
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 17h
Acetates you
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