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gamedev account that i also use to follow every artist ever: @paprika.live
pfp: @google.com
captcronch on discord
I am an adult
I have 4 shiny bluesky posts
see my images at ref.paprika.live
Apollo 11 before they landed on the moon. What else is the government hiding from us?
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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We would love to welcome @mikeklubnika.bsky.social, developer of Buckshot Roulette and s.p.l.i.t, as a new development fund member, joining as a Corporate Platinum sponsor 💙

This is a major contribution and it helps us to continue developing the Godot Engine for everyone. Thank you!
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 AM
fortnite in real life
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
american century of humiliation
vs
iberian century of domination
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Fuck capital all my homies labor
February 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
In this world it's live, laugh, or be loved
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.

aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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anyone who’s still using discord, important stuff age-verifier.kibty.town
discord/twitch/kick/snapchat age verifier
age-verifier.kibty.town
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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perdendo tudo com esse
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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dail affirm:
- I am not barred from using microwave
- I can sculpt from my mind's eye
- I am not video recording of a lab rat maze
- I can opt in to having pica
- I do not leave behind lingering odour
- I inhabit thoughts of loved ones
- I can conform to modular line rulesets
- I am not wet pants
Ty
“Affirmations” seem fucking stupid

Me looking in the mirror: I am empowered! I am strong!

The mirror: dude are you really doing this. The fuck does empowered even mean in this scenario. what are you empowered to do? Be alive? Yeah everyone is dipshit
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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figured out how to make this website usable, finally
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Game so good even the utah enby I almost dated who only plays fighting games hopped on
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL MEWGENICS HAS RELEASED ON STEAM RIGHT FUCKING NYEEEOOOOWWWWWW
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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lazy edit i lazy forgot to post,, lazy,,,

#galliart #furry
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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You all voted for this... QwQ

Art by @slwppy.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My legs is hairy my act is scary my feels I beary my ass is heavy
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
phones is rocks
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM