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Anyways Brazil thread starts here 🧵
THEY GOT MY ILLEGAL ASS I'M FINALLY DEPORTED
fuck tu
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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burnt the browned butter. repost to pay respects
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(me just trying to hit) yes your honor
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"everybody's got a podcast" is the modern version of "everybody's got an opinion"
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i miss english speaking tf2 servers gang i don't know how to say anything FUNNY anymore 💔💔💔💔
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
forehead vs hindhead who would win
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Big coce
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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one more for old times' sake
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Using my one free jail phonecall to fall for an Amazon Gift Card scam
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this happened to me when i brought my 3ds on a date
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok we're gonna plan the next oomfcraft server join us 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
updated my skin just in case
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The world will pass you by!
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
updated my skin just in case
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Oh, so like, so like 600? Surely no more than 800, right?”

Gabe Newell at the Game Awards next month after revealing Steam Machine exclusive Half-Life 3:
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i believe ❤️
Valve reportedly says the Steam Machine will be priced 'like a PC' instead of a console 🎮

(via Linus Tech)
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this was oomf minecraft server in 2023. feel old yet
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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September 16, 2024 at 12:26 AM