The man is an ambulatory cold sore.

Ever been to a live "Music of JW" concert with a full symphony? The JAWS theme is genuinely unnerving.

And I keep waiting for the "Gap-Toothed Doofus" roles. I can also do "Fat, Confused, and Irritable Old Man" and "Out-of-Breath Man on Stairs."

The work of art I would send into space to represent humanity.

Sometimes calisthenics becomes gymnastics, though; and that's awfully fun.

Sorry I missed your eleventy-first birthday.

As a deli counter, were you the display case, or a work surface?

THEY WERE THE ONES LYING TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

They still are, and they're not likely to stop. But you can stop listening to them.

Is the message I wish people would get.

#democracy #Minneapolis #resistance

The politicians and pundits and pastors who told you to fear and hate your neighbor, to blame the unfortunate for their misfortune instead of finding ways to help, and to accept the idea that might makes right as if the playground bully approach has ever resulted in anything positive?

It looks like you're listening now, kinda. The thing is, will you keep listening going forward, or will you just go back to the beehive of lies that brought things to this point?

Took me a second.

Not to mention the many levels of irony and puns re: corn and corn likker.

PS: "Shots of moonshine" is like eating pizza with a fork. All them folk on Rocky Top drink their corn from a jar.

There are blonds, and then there was me.