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Diana
@garbados.myatproto.social
ancient, evil, hot. wandering trans aunt. hydrate or die straight

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someone made this out of one of my posts
i should do blackout poetry of that fulnecky essay.

> WOMEN NATURALLY WANT TO DO ... THINGS
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent the morning after this looking up sleep paralysis demons. Many cultures tend to describe these visitor as "old hags" but I was like, eh, she was about my age. Not more than 40, I wager? Wait, am I an old hag??
["LIVING ALONE" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] SCREAM AT THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
the final form of capitalist ambition is a server farm hosting a social media site where it talks to itself in a closed loop that their vapid uncriticality cannot distinguish from human life
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Every bimbo is the smartest person u kno. Every himbo is the most empathetic. Every bull is approaching enlightenment by having zero thoughts. This is my experience.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Diana
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yeah bossmang, I have been struggling with motivation. Everyone I know is unemployed or near enough to it, unsheltered or starving or addicted just to cope, on and off what they're prescribed and can't get because fuck healthcare, sick and sick and sicker with or without insurance. Dawg it kills me.
December 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They call it a thirst trap because it summons drought. The more you know!
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I thought to myself, if the powerful are going to call me a villain, and they can't be persuaded otherwise, then why not indulge their nightmares?
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
["LIVING ALONE" ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] SCREAM AT THE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Do your homework.
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
no YOU'RE reading about mormonism for post-american idaho cult dystopias with trans protagonists
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
at the emo nite concert using audience energies to cast evil spells
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by Diana
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
went to a hiphop showcase. one of the best events in portland. i'm sort of agoraphobic so i don't make it out a lot, so i'm not a regular. i'm one of very few pale faces in the room, and also a trans woman with a loud voice, so when performers ask for audience participation, i'm *heard*, which...
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ancient, evil, hot
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ah, yet another reason for you to read it
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Diana
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[working at the nyt voice] i'm not crashing out over my employer being run by pedophiles. you're crashing out. you're the crashing-outer and you're only mad at me for being calm and collected and professional about the pedophile professionals who sign my checks
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[slams back a shot glass of habanero salsa] time to read the pervert mastermind diaries
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
if my friend was doing evil shit i would take them aside and say "hey you know how you got rich doing insider trading (legal)? well maybe it's time to take that money and enjoy it, instead of dooming people. go rest, bud. we've got this"

instead we get "my friend who has doomed you can do no wrong"
To be a U.S. Senator is to be an institutionalist. Even Bernie Sanders cares more about his role and friendships in the senate than he does about his ideological project. If ideology came first he would lead the charge on ousting Schumer. But that’s his friend.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
mam this is a dani's
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
[trying to keep it cool when someone i love is in the hospital again where they are demeaned, disbelieved, and doped without serious diagnosis] haha hellthcare amirite h a h a a a a a u g h
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Diana
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
lately i'm thinking about how in the sumerian version of the epic of gilgamesh, enkidu is "civilized" by a priestess of inanna who teaches him hygiene, cuisine, and good sex. in the akkadian version, 2k years later, the priestess is merely "a harlot", which is what makes it into the english version
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM